Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by LordVonHarley, Dec 16, 2007.

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  1. While watching The Comedy Shuffle one of the Canadian comedians was referred to as a "Moose Fvcker". This got me thinking about all the other xenophobic yet highly amusing put downs we have for other nations.
    My favourite xenophobic yet highly amusing put down has to be "The French are Cheese eating Surrender Monkeys". :D

    Whats yours?
  2. While acknowledging it to be a vile racialist epithet, I do usually chuckle at the bit in Life of Brian when the chosen race are described as "Red Sea pedestrians"...I'll get my yarmulka...
  3. Yanks are called Sepo's in Aus

    Septic Tank = Yank
  4. Nehustan

    Nehustan On ROPs

    Not too sure what Xenophobia is? Fear of Buddhists? 8O
  5. It is the fear of blue headlights on cars.
  6. Nehustan

    Nehustan On ROPs

    So that explains the scattering of drunken scallies when the old bill turn up...
  7. Nah, fear of Warrior Princesses.

    Personally, 'Porridge-Wog' has always raised a chuckle.
  8. Fear of foreign produced percussion instruments I believe?
  9. Porridge wogs always amuses me up to the point when a wild haggis is set loose and I'm chased halfway across a glen.

    Failing that, fuzzy-wuzzies also makes me chuckle.
  10. Nehustan

    Nehustan On ROPs

    "Wogs begin at Calais" always seemed to sum up British xenophobia to me...
  11. I've lately found myself referring to whole swathes of the US population as simply, 'The Cletus Tendancy'.
  12. Delete "Calais", insert "Victoria Bus Station"
  13. ha ha I love it, porridge wogs, brilliant, do you know there was a labour MPs daughter in Edinburgh last week had a 71 year old taxi driver arrested for saying Jocks and Paki in the same conversation???

    any way not quite a wee line but in the film Johny English by Rowan Atkinson he states " the only thing the French were ever good at hosting is an Invasion "
  14. I always had a soft spot for Xena's Ginger girlfriend. Shame they never got it on in some top notch lesbian action in the children's TV Series.
  15. That's not entirely fair. I hear their annual White Flag Exhibition is always very well received.