Discussion in 'Blue Jokes' started by dingerr, Nov 20, 2010.

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  1. Cheryl, Simon and Louis are out for a stroll when Cheryl slips and her head gets stuck in some railings.

    Quick as a flash Simon has his big pants down, Cheryl's skirt up and is banging away.

    After a lifetime personal best of 35 seconds Simon lets out a mighty roar at the vinegar stroke, he climbs off and turns to Louis - "your turn Louis".

    Louis starts to cry, Simon asks him "what the fuck's wrong with you"

    Louis replies - "I can't get my head in the railings"
  2. Quality. Ive always said they should all go feck themsleves anyways. Hope your well, Dingerr lad!