X Factor protest

#1
I am currently making a video to send to KAte Thornton, congratulatiing her on become top of my 'Women to throttle' list, ousting Bonnie Langford who has been there for over ten years.

The X factor is shite... the bird, Leona is a bit drippy, fantastic singer, but needs butt fcuking by a pirate and for someone to put her legs on the right way round...... I reckon that little scouse cnut would line up to eat the pirate straight out of the trouts boring bottom.

My video includes me laying out all the Christmas tree baubles on the floor and stamping on them in bare feet..... reducing my extremeties to pulps...

Kate fcuking Thornton invokes the sort of rage that gets whores murdered.... Her hair cut is worse than Poppy's Anyone knows where she lives let me know I want to post her a glass of festive Zyklon B
 
#5
minister_doh_nut said:
I am currently making a video to send to KAte Thornton, congratulatiing her on become top of my 'Women to throttle' list, ousting Bonnie Langford who has been there for over ten years.

The X factor is shite... the bird, Leona is a bit drippy, fantastic singer, but needs butt fcuking by a pirate and for someone to put her legs on the right way round...... I reckon that little scouse cnut would line up to eat the pirate straight out of the trouts boring bottom.

My video includes me laying out all the Christmas tree baubles on the floor and stamping on them in bare feet..... reducing my extremeties to pulps...

Kate fcuking Thornton invokes the sort of rage that gets whores murdered.... Her hair cut is worse than Poppy's Anyone knows where she lives let me know I want to post her a glass of festive Zyklon B
Thats the yuletide spirit sir. However, i think you may not be a chrimbo number one though.
 
#6
I hope someone gives her a good 'Jill Dando-ing' on Christmas morning
 
#7
I'm sat here now watching it with the clan (we recorded it). i have to agree cate nob rot really gets on my man chebs! i would like to ram a..........ram up her hole, whole!
 

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#8
Halveg - how did you get my picture for your avatar? That is copyright so you owe me lots of beer.
 
#10
Auld-Yin said:
Halveg - how did you get my picture for your avatar? That is copyright so you owe me lots of beer.
Then you and I must be related in some way,,,,,Dad?
 
#12
wheel said:
minister_doh_nut said:
I hope someone gives her a good 'Jill Dando-ing' on Christmas morning
MDM Your sense of humor is F***ing amazing. Keep it up you brighten my life.
Dont start him! FFS he'll start about rimming and annimals.
 
#13
They can't even come up with an original song, that one they both just sang is used on the Sandals Holiday resorts adverts 8O
 
#15
minister_doh_nut said:
... the bird, Leona is a bit drippy, fantastic singer, but needs butt fcuking by a pirate
ok, I'll volunteer to to do the deed! watched the xfactor for the first time last night (bord) (the final).
Leona would get it & I am sure a bit of crabair in her is just what she needs for personnality developement! :)
 
#16
13% just isn't enough.

What, you mean the other X Factor???? Oh.....
 
#17
What the feck is the X-Factor? I thought it had something to do with Army pay? You know, extra for being buggered about? Doesn't seem like much to make a TV program on does it?
 
#18
Plant-Pilot said:
What the feck is the X-Factor? I thought it had something to do with Army pay? You know, extra for being buggered? Doesn't seem like much to make a TV program on does it?
I believe that your ACO have lied to you when you signed on the papers mate..... Was it Julian Clary behind the desk?

Agreed on Kate Thornton - talentless bimboid with cankles who is only there because clearly she let the head of programming pack her fudge and then cleaned the packing utensil with her back teeth. Lets get ex smackhead Davina in......... :toilet:
 

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