Discussion in 'Armed Forces Jokes' started by grippar, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. grippar

    grippar Old-Salt


    President Bush decides to leave the White House and go out to sit in a local bar. A guy walks in and asks the barman, "Isn't that Bush sitting at the end of the bar?"

    The bartender says, "Yep, that's him." So the guy walks over and says, "Wow, this is a real honor! What are you doing in here?"

    Bush says, " I'm planning WW III." The guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?"
    Bush says, "Well, I'm going to kill 140 million Muslims and one blonde with big tits.
    The guy exclaimed, "A blonde with big tits?

    Why kill a blonde with big tits?"

    Bush turns to the bartender and says,
    "See, I told you, no one gives a shit about the 140 million Muslims".
  2. cancerman

    cancerman Old-Salt

    Nice one mate :twisted:
  3. Hehe, very funny :p
  4. L/cplblackham

    L/cplblackham Clanker

    Quality mate.
  5. littlefatb

    littlefatb Clanker

  6. phillmacrackin

    phillmacrackin Clanker

    lmfao ... thats brilliant