'WW2 bomb’ found in Bavarian forest turns out to be a...

It looked clean when found apparently - but to be on the "safe" side it was cleaned up with some of the alcohol wipes from the medical gear and latex gloves were used to handle it....

...and it wasn't me who did it... :)
Did what? Clean it...or lose it in the first place, hmm? ;)
Pretty much anything can be a sex toy if you are brave enough and have enough lube. (I seem to recall one pornstar ******* another with an AVN that she had just won - ouch!)

Just Google Bad Dragon - but not on a work computer.