I have the full set of Asperger's.And you never got the autism?
Better check yourself carefully for the mark of the beast.
My first Measles vaccination was the original Edmonston B strain... probably what gave me measles.
I have the full set of Asperger's.And you never got the autism?
Better check yourself carefully for the mark of the beast.
As with all american humour, I saw that punchline at the word sausage. Well done for bothering to type that shite out thoughTwo old guys, Bugsy and BB, wanted to go for a drink at the pub, but only had a pound between them.
Bugsy says, "I know what to do, gimme your bit o' coin, and I'll take care of it."
BB hands over his pence and Bugsy pops into the butcher, returning with a large sausage.
BB, quite upset, says, "Now what'll we do for drink? And why have you spent all that money on that bloody sausage?"
"Old trick I learned on my travels, mate," says Bugsy, "I'll just tuck the sausage in my trousers, and we go in and drink till they ask us to pay, I pull it out and you just go mad on the sausage till the bartender kicks us out. No problem."
Thinking about all that free drink BB agrees readily. After a few pints the bartender decides this decrepit pair might not have enough money for the tab so asks them to pay up, at which point they put the plan into action. Sure enough, the bartender kicks them out straightaway, forgetting to collect the tab in his state of shock. Still feeling the need for drink, the pair continue this a few more times, laughing their way through their free pub crawl. After their fifth or sixth go, BB is feeling a bit hungry and asks Bugsy for a bit of the sausage, as he may be getting a bit faint from no food. Of course, Bugsy could only reply, "Sorry BB, Imagine how bad it is for me, I lost the sausage back at that second pub."
As with all american humour, I saw that punchline at the word sausage. Well done for bothering to type that shite out though
When you say joke, is it meant to be funny then?I was going to stop after the first sentence since it is a rather old joke from the North lands. However, this IS ArRSe...
Two old guys, Bugsy and BB, wanted to go for a drink at the pub, but only had a pound between them.
Bugsy says, "I know what to do, gimme your bit o' coin, and I'll take care of it."
BB hands over his pence and Bugsy pops into the butcher, returning with a large sausage.
BB, quite upset, says, "Now what'll we do for drink? And why have you spent all that money on that bloody sausage?"
"Old trick I learned on my travels, mate," says Bugsy, "I'll just tuck the sausage in my trousers, and we go in and drink till they ask us to pay, I pull it out and you just go mad on the sausage till the bartender kicks us out. No problem."
Thinking about all that free drink BB agrees readily. After a few pints the bartender decides this decrepit pair might not have enough money for the tab so asks them to pay up, at which point they put the plan into action. Sure enough, the bartender kicks them out straightaway, forgetting to collect the tab in his state of shock. Still feeling the need for drink, the pair continue this a few more times, laughing their way through their free pub crawl. After their fifth or sixth go, BB is feeling a bit hungry and asks Bugsy for a bit of the sausage, as he may be getting a bit faint from no food. Of course, Bugsy could only reply, "Sorry BB, Imagine how bad it is for me, I lost the sausage back at that second pub."
Me too, and Anthrax
I tell you.Now I'm jealous.
Pol Pot Walt.So as Wuflu has now killed hundreds of thousands of people throughout the world - and scientists are working on a vaccine, will you get vaccinated?
Personally I'm of the belief that things like this are very common in nature and have been since time began. It's natures way of keeping animals/plants etc in check & wiping out the weaker members of the species.
Also usually when you get something, your body builds up a resistance to whatever you got - then passes that to your offspring. Also if a newer strain/variant of the xxx disease/virus comes along & you already have some sort of resistance - then your body can deal with it better.
Vaccines & all drugs in particular often have side affects (look at thalidomide for example), and many have been recalled due to those effects causing harm to people. So my own choice would be to not get vaccinated and to let nature take it's course - but that's just my own personal opinion.
I've made a poll so I can see how others think - will you get the vaccine or not ? (when and if it ever gets made).
Natural remedies available too
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It's natures way of keeping animals/plants etc in check & wiping out the weaker members of the species.
You forgot gingers - and they are the spawn of the devil and have no souls.....I don't think nature invented them - I blame the aliens for crossing some speckled frog spawn with an orangutan.Bees are part of nature, because nature produces them, and beehives are perfectly natural because bees produce them.
Humans are part of nature, because nature produces humans, and vaccines are perfectly natural because humans produce them.
Other perfectly natural stuff are big cities, human pollution, atom bombs, world wars and Sunderland football club.
Maybe not Sunderland football club.
Yes. I have seen pointing out that Humans are part of nature, and therefore so are our errors and shortcomings, referred to as a "sixth form argument" some years ago in the press.Bees are part of nature, because nature produces them, and beehives are perfectly natural because bees produce them.
Humans are part of nature, because nature produces humans, and vaccines are perfectly natural because humans produce them.
Other perfectly natural stuff are big cities, human pollution, atom bombs, world wars and Sunderland football club.
Maybe not Sunderland football club.
You forgot gingers - and they are the spawn of the devil and have no souls.....I don't think nature invented them - I blame the aliens for crossing some speckled frog spawn with an orangutan.
So as Wuflu has now killed hundreds of thousands of people throughout the world - and scientists are working on a vaccine, will you get vaccinated?
You forgot gingers - and they are the spawn of the devil and have no souls.....I don't think nature invented them - I blame the aliens for crossing some speckled frog spawn with an orangutan.
When you say joke, is it meant to be funny then?
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