WTF!?

#1
Was having a convo with my 16 year old cousin, who lives with us.
Currently working as a tattoo artists apprentice, Its a job so good for him life's been rough lately.

Anyway he was chirping me that I sit around and do nothing all day, despite the fact that I'm trying to get past a chest infection, have to rehab knee injuries and am trying to study, not to mention I walk 6km a day to get my sister, (year 8), to and from her highschool, (which I do coz I like flirting with matric girls), ANYWAY..

He knows about my hopes in joining up and he said..

Meh, I would join up but the Army's gonna be wiped out soon anyway..
So, are my dreams doomed to obscurity? Am I destined to walk this earth, packing shelves at pik n pay, forever.. Lost, alone, always thinking, what if?

Or is he just a jealous rat?

And now to the main point of this post, I.. FB can stand outside a girls highschool, winking and perving at the chicks, and the deputy head of the school will wave at me as he drives past, while you old men have to sign a nice register if you do :)..

Don't you wish you were me?


(PS, do I have cock of the week yet?)
 
#4
verticalgyro said:
How to Raise your I.Q. by Eating Gifted Children

Lewis B. Frumkes, Book Title (1983)
Can I fuck em first?
 
#5
As long as you remember the most valuable words of command you will hear in your career you can’t go wrong “Clean up aisle 5” . Perhaps you should change your user name to “Future Acting deputy assistant manger dry goods pik n pay”.


Have a nice day now.
 
#6
cbgramc said:
As long as you remember the most valuable words of command you will hear in your career you can’t go wrong “Clean up aisle 5” . Perhaps you should change your user name to “Future Acting deputy assistant manger dry goods pik n pay”.


Have a nice day now.
-sucks air through teeth-

Its a tough, harsh job.. but someone has to do it.

Now where did I put that mop.
 
#7
futurebootie said:
Was having a convo with my 16 year old cousin, who lives with us.
Currently working as a tattoo artists apprentice, Its a job so good for him life's been rough lately.

Anyway he was chirping me that I sit around and do nothing all day, despite the fact that I'm trying to get past a chest infection, have to rehab knee injuries and am trying to study, not to mention I walk 6km a day to get my sister, (year 8), to and from her highschool, (which I do coz I like flirting with matric girls), ANYWAY..

He knows about my hopes in joining up and he said..

Meh, I would join up but the Army's gonna be wiped out soon anyway..
So, are my dreams doomed to obscurity? Am I destined to walk this earth, packing shelves at pik n pay, forever.. Lost, alone, always thinking, what if?

Or is he just a jealous rat?

And now to the main point of this post, I.. FB can stand outside a girls highschool, winking and perving at the chicks, and the deputy head of the school will wave at me as he drives past, while you old men have to sign a nice register if you do :)..

Don't you wish you were me?


(PS, do I have cock of the week yet?)
Well if you have designs on being a future bootie, why would you care if the Army is going to be around or not? :roll:
 
#9
eye_spy said:
futurebootie said:
Was having a convo with my 16 year old cousin, who lives with us.
Currently working as a tattoo artists apprentice, Its a job so good for him life's been rough lately.

Anyway he was chirping me that I sit around and do nothing all day, despite the fact that I'm trying to get past a chest infection, have to rehab knee injuries and am trying to study, not to mention I walk 6km a day to get my sister, (year 8), to and from her highschool, (which I do coz I like flirting with matric girls), ANYWAY..

He knows about my hopes in joining up and he said..

Meh, I would join up but the Army's gonna be wiped out soon anyway..
So, are my dreams doomed to obscurity? Am I destined to walk this earth, packing shelves at pik n pay, forever.. Lost, alone, always thinking, what if?

Or is he just a jealous rat?

And now to the main point of this post, I.. FB can stand outside a girls highschool, winking and perving at the chicks, and the deputy head of the school will wave at me as he drives past, while you old men have to sign a nice register if you do :)..

Don't you wish you were me?


(PS, do I have cock of the week yet?)
Well if you have designs on being a future bootie, why would you care if the Army is going to be around or not? :roll:
Probably because it isn't a state secret that for the past year or more I've been looking into what Armour/Infantry are like...

Just haven't changed the name coz I'm an established saffa civvie gobshite, don't want all that effort to be wasted do I? :D
 
#10
Aspirations are one thing, misplaced cockiness is another. Personally, I get driven barking by usernames such as this and "Parahopes"; calling themselves such names is an easy way to get targetted for abuse.
Fair play to FB, he doles it back and accepts that he will never be a naked rollmat wrestler. I had a mate at Worcester ACIO/AFCO a few years ago who seemed to recruit a disturbing quota of Yarpies who came over, worked in agriculture around Evesham and then joined up. Have you not thought about just doing that FB, instead of asking bone questions every couple of days?
 
#11
sfub said:
Aspirations are one thing, misplaced cockiness is another. Personally, I get driven barking by usernames such as this and "Parahopes"; calling themselves such names is an easy way to get targetted for abuse.
Fair play to FB, he doles it back and accepts that he will never be a naked rollmat wrestler. I had a mate at Worcester ACIO/AFCO a few years ago who seemed to recruit a disturbing quota of Yarpies who came over, worked in agriculture around Evesham and then joined up. Have you not thought about just doing that FB, instead of asking bone questions every couple of days?
The name was chosen when I was younger, cockier and, (more), of an idiot than I am now. Can't seem to change it..

And the bone question was really just me trying to alleviate some boredom and boast about getting to see lotsa teenage birds everyday :oops: coulda worded it better though.

So by all means abuse me as much as you guys want, the name was ill chosen, yes, and if anyone can tell me how to change it I would appreciate it.

If it seems like I was trying to be cocky I appologize, wasn't my intention.

Bone thread, to the hole I reckon..

I also don't post thaaat many bone questions, humph.
 

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#13
verticalgyro said:
How to Raise your I.Q. by Eating Gifted Children

Lewis B. Frumkes, Book Title (1983)
Loving your sig block. Did he really say that? Is it really true? Where do I sign?
 
#14
eye_spy said:
futurebootie said:
Was having a convo with my 16 year old cousin, who lives with us.
Currently working as a tattoo artists apprentice, Its a job so good for him life's been rough lately.

Anyway he was chirping me that I sit around and do nothing all day, despite the fact that I'm trying to get past a chest infection, have to rehab knee injuries and am trying to study, not to mention I walk 6km a day to get my sister, (year 8), to and from her highschool, (which I do coz I like flirting with matric girls), ANYWAY..

He knows about my hopes in joining up and he said..

Meh, I would join up but the Army's gonna be wiped out soon anyway..
So, are my dreams doomed to obscurity? Am I destined to walk this earth, packing shelves at pik n pay, forever.. Lost, alone, always thinking, what if?

Or is he just a jealous rat?

And now to the main point of this post, I.. FB can stand outside a girls highschool, winking and perving at the chicks, and the deputy head of the school will wave at me as he drives past, while you old men have to sign a nice register if you do :)..

Don't you wish you were me?


(PS, do I have cock of the week yet?)
Well if you have designs on being a future bootie, why would you care if the Army is going to be around or not? :roll:
He does'nt..He want's to be a futurebootay!....
 
#15
cbgramc said:
Why to the hole there is still miles left in this thread slagging you down FB
I feel violated :cry:
 
#17
verticalgyro said:
Biped said:
Loving your sig block. Did he really say that? Is it really true? Where do I sign?
Yes, he did say it, about a day before the General Election in a last minute flap trying to stop the BNP stealing LibDem votes.

I bet it is quite refreshing for him now that he has resigned that he doesn't feel obliged to post stupid points of view, he can do it as a hobby now.
He's resigned then has he?

hopes no one notices the attempt to shift attention to another troll
 
#19
wet_blobby said:
futurebootie said:
cbgramc said:
Why to the hole there is still miles left in this thread slagging you down FB
I feel violated :cry:
So do I, The thought of such a bone cnut as you joining my illustrious Corps is horrifying..... :p
I think I'm gonna take a leaf out of Auscam's book and start my own abuse collection. :oops:
 

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