WTF, William and Kate wedding dolls!?!

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by nebapneb, Aug 18, 2011.

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  1. William and Kate wedding dolls show off mini dress


    ignoring the look of constipation on his face and my fear of a new america:world police type movie
    the best bit is at the end of the beeb 'news' item

    hopefully made anatomically correct by anne summers and for less than a tenner :)

    all together now, "ro'nree, i so ro'nree"

  2. do you think they will make a blow up version of pippa middletons arrse ?
  3. Toilet-roll covers are so 70's.
  4. No they'll turn it into a whoopee cushion
  5. That's nothing; I have a Maddie and Arabic rapist doll-set that would make you weep. He has a horrifically cold-hearted look on his face and she shits sex-wee if you cut her head off.
  6. I hope they do Pippa Middleton blow up dolls. And also Mrs Middleton blowup dolls. Oh and Princess Anne ones. Maybe even Maggie and lifelike saggy tits.
  7. And who could forget every mans dream of Anne Widdecombe. That would be moere akin to a blowup airship I know but Phwoarrrrrrrrrrrrrr
  8. I see Harry dolls are also available ...

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