On Tuesday I took advantage of being between engagements and went to shoot some golf. As I stood watching my buddy drive off, a long black flying thing with FO big teeth bit my elbow. It hurt as it bit, then a curious numbness overtook the area of the bite. The insect was about an inch long, with wings and evil, demented, eyes! It looked like David Milliband, only more sentient. I twatted it and carried on but by nightfall my arm had swollen to about twice it's normal size and I could hardly bend the elbow. Two days later, after piriton, the swelling is subsiding but the red inflamed thing is ongoing, though it has retreated up/down the arm back to the original site. What was particularly vile was when I did force the arm to bend yesterday morning, clear pussy stuff came out of the twin bite wounds. Lots of it. Which was cool. Now what in the name of bejasus was it? I've tried Google and I know it wasn't a "cleg" or horsefly. Any entymologists in tonight??