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WTF! - one of lifes little pleasures is now gone!

#2
Obviously a cunt.

Heh. "Sales of the beauty product increased by more than 200 percent after women from the cast of ITV’s The Only Way Is Essex (TOWIE) were filmed trying it out."

Defence rests.
 
#6
It should be reversible so those without a camel toe who want to display they have a decent crack down there can turn it over and parade their new camel toe with pride.
 
#9
Well fuck them!!

I've just invented the Sausage-No-More[SUP]®[/SUP]

For when you just have to wear lycra but are fed up with lecterous MILF's eyeing up your package. Just strap in on, pop it in and Hey Presto! a smooth crotch with no obvious Lynford's straining the cloth

Only £95.99 + P&P. (VAT excl)

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Send a cheque or cash to:

Sausage-No-More®
PO Box 69
Truncheon Lane
Upper Minge
CH0 PP3R

No returns and no refunds
 

jarrod248

LE
Gallery Guru
#10
Well fuck them!!

I've just invented the Sausage-No-More[SUP]®[/SUP]

For when you just have to wear lycra but are fed up with lecterous MILF's eyeing up your package. Just strap in on, pop it in and Hey Presto! a smooth crotch with no obvious Lynford's straining the cloth

Only £95.99 + P&P. (VAT excl)

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Send a cheque or cash to:

Sausage-No-More®
PO Box 69
Truncheon Lane
Upper Minge
CH0 PP3R

No returns and no refunds
You sell them and i'm going to hunt you down and cut your cock off.
 

jarrod248

LE
Gallery Guru
#18
Denial isn't a river in Egypt

Get over it, Tom's on the offensive over the excessive creepy attention from the Middle-aged Gay community
Well they can keep away from him too, he's all mine. What was this thread about? Oh yes my Lovely tom and his sweet buttocks and thighs.
 
#20
Says it's made out of plastic so expect loads of females with gopping fish smelling twats......I'll be just like being back at School round the smokers corner:thumright:
 

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