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There was also the practice of 'top decking'. This is where you remove the cistern lid and use it as a toilet for comic effect.In one assembly at senior school, all the boys were told to wait behind after it had finished. The deputy head 'Donkey' (Mr. Doncaster, not his build), announced that some boy had 'done his business' in the gym showers. He appealed to the perpetrator to come forward and explain himself, like that was going to happen.
This was years before 'Life of Brian', but the sniggering, snorting and in the end open guffawing, to his attempts could have been the background to the Biggus Dickus scene.
According to the PE teacher, it was a gargantuan effort.
The flush is always brown as the trout breaks down.
Another largely undetectable crime.