WTF happened to Sunday

#1
I got rat arrsed last night and the last thing I remember is pottering around about 3 am with a couple of sausages and a frying pan. Just woken up and I think it its is after 6 pm so can anyone tell me WTF I've been doing for the last 12 hours? There is broken glass around my computer so I've obviously smashed something. How can someone lose over 12 hours of their life and fail to cook their Sunday roast??? Is this normal or have I been abducted by the greys again????


8O
 
#3
SuperTrooper said:
I got rat arrsed last night and the last thing I remember is pottering around about 3 am with a couple of sausages and a frying pan. Just woken up and I think it its is after 6 pm so can anyone tell me WTF I've been doing for the last 12 hours? There is broken glass around my computer so I've obviously smashed something. How can someone lose over 12 hours of their life and fail to cook their Sunday roast??? Is this normal or have I been abducted by the greys again????


8O
Its called "not being able to handle your drink".
 
#4
I was out till around 4am this morning shittyfaced, followed by Sunday lunch today at 3 with copious amounts of cheap lager. I'd say your a lightweight were booze is concerned cos I'm typing this semi-soooober/pissed.
 
#7
your memory will come back its just filled with non-events. blurry weekends are for winners. especially with monday off.

easy
 
#8
B*gger it, go on a Basket Weaving course, eps. the one at Hasler, its a craic! Just avoid "Emma's" on the Wednesday night run ashore!
 
#10
babyblue said:
What happened to the sausages and frying pan?
The sausages have just been freed into the wild via the big white telephone, it appears they have run off with two garlic nan bread pieces.

My 3 l box of red wine has also escaped, that is why I am such a lightweight

My ring is still intact so thats the abduction theory out the window

:D
 
#12
Bits said:
Anya - were you really born is 1982?
Nah put it on for sh1tes and giggles, course I was.

As for Lord, ignore the cnut. His boyfriend did.
 
#16
OI! Flash and Anya: will you two stop flirting on the site and go and fcuk each other!? It is like watching 2 teenagers being too shy to ask if the other fancies them.

Bl00dy lovebirds!

Back to topic.

I am disturbed by Supertrooper's admissions. OK, he drank (apparently) 3litres of wine, but he also admits that he talked to huey long distance on the big white telephone. Is he a 56kg streak of p1ss (mitigating circumstances) or is he just a screaming poof? I suspect the only reason that he has not noted any damage to his ringpiece is because he does so much driving on the marmite motorway it would take the Fijian Fisting Team all night to do any damage to his well exercised sh1t tube.
 
#18
SuperTrooper said:
I got rat arrsed last night and the last thing I remember is pottering around about 3 am with a couple of sausages and a frying pan. Just woken up and I think it its is after 6 pm so can anyone tell me WTF I've been doing for the last 12 hours? There is broken glass around my computer so I've obviously smashed something. How can someone lose over 12 hours of their life and fail to cook their Sunday roast??? Is this normal or have I been abducted by the greys again????


8O
Stop buying the 2ltr bottle of White lightening and 10 B&H with the £5 your mum gives you!
 
#19
Dread said:
OI! Flash and Anya: will you two stop flirting on the site and go and fcuk each other!? It is like watching 2 teenagers being too shy to ask if the other fancies them.

Bl00dy lovebirds!

Back to topic.

I am disturbed by Supertrooper's admissions. OK, he drank (apparently) 3litres of wine, but he also admits that he talked to huey long distance on the big white telephone. Is he a 56kg streak of p1ss (mitigating circumstances) or is he just a screaming poof? I suspect the only reason that he has not noted any damage to his ringpiece is because he does so much driving on the marmite motorway it would take the Fijian Fisting Team all night to do any damage to his well exercised sh1t tube.
Stop talking sh1te you troll, are you Anya's long lost brother, Billy Bob? I didn't say anything about throwing up at all, my food departed via my arrsehole, numb nuts! My lost hours was as a result of sleeping not due to intoxication, although the wine certainly helped me sleep!

Trolls go home! :evil:
 

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