WTF does Virgin Mary taste of anyway?

#3
Two of them and five loaves?
 
#7
A tuna flavour with a hint of lemongrass and pubic hair.
 
#9
Smeg free.
 
#14
Sugar and spice and all things nice (and fish). Oh, and possibly a soupcon of the olivewood, er, thing, that Joseph turned on his lathe for her.
 
#16
This prompted complaints, including from Catholic groups, that it was an offensive reference to Jesus's mother.
Hang on, isn't this the crowd that eat the body & drink the blood of Christ?
 

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#17
Virgin Mary has always been a Bloody Mary without Vodka.

Whilst I have no particular desire to give offence to anyone, including superstitious fantasists, I find their constant bleating offensive. This is free country, if you find something in Pret a Manky offensive exercise your freedom and do t go there.


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