WTF does Virgin Mary taste of anyway?

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by CrashTestDummy, Feb 2, 2013.

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  1. Fish
     
  2. Two of them and five loaves?
     
  3. Not spunk.

    So can't be ready salted.
     


  4. Angel's spunk....
     
  5. A newly budded primrose, slowly awakening in the dew-addled dawn light......
     
  6. A tuna flavour with a hint of lemongrass and pubic hair.
     
  7. Lemongrass?

    I have heard it said more to sucking on a old 2p coin. Apparently, allegedly so a friend told me.
     
  8. Smeg free.
     
  9. After a couple of millennium......... fecking aweful.
     
  10. Bloody Mary, like it said on the report.

    WTF does Religeon have to do with retail anyway, Nosy bloody gits.
     
  11. Sugar and spice and all things nice (and fish). Oh, and possibly a soupcon of the olivewood, er, thing, that Joseph turned on his lathe for her.