Right. Some of you might (or might not) know that I do scribble the odd story (or twenty) and most of them can be found in HERE. I know some don't like my style (or the lack of) but there are many who seem to. I too got the publishing bug, not for the money, not for the glory and certainly not to ever appear on the Richard and Judy Show. I'd just like to hopefully sell a few copies with all proceeds going to Service Charities. I threw together two of the longer stories, threw in a few newsletters and called it Boathouse Tales (stories the SAS were too scared to tell). It was thoroughly edited (ish) and all the swearing was changed back to normal. I didn't realise you could fit so many fcuks into one story or in this case two stories. I've already tried Woodfield Publishing and didn't even get a reply though that's not as bad as it sounds, as their comms are apparently crap. I then on good advice, tried Monday Books and after a very (very) long wait, received this: So has anybody any ideas? I'm awaiting incoming on that and before anybody says it, suicide is not an option. So WTF do I do now?