Wrong present

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by Abdiel, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. My wife's been dropping me subtle hints this week as to what she wants for Christmas, saying things like " I want something that feels really silky and smooth", "Hope you get it in my size" and "I want to be able to wear it every day".

    Boy is she going to love the washing-up gloves I bought.
  2. And then the fight started. :lol: