Wrong in every way: Tell us your baby jokes.

#1
After introducing a mate to the Mong thread, i was reminded of my repitoire of (sick) baby jokes;

Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a caddilac?

A: I don't have a caddilac in my garage.

Q: How do you get a baby out of a blender?

A: Doritos

Carry on
 
#7
Q. what's worse than finding ten babies in one bin?

A. finding one baby in ten bins
 
#8
What's red and can't turn round in a corridor?

A baby with a spear through its head :roll:
 
#9
Not showing Mrs SK this thread then. Sick feckers. :D

SK
 
#10
What's the difference between a baby and a bowling ball?

You can only fit 3 fingers inside a bowling ball.



Whats the difference between a baby left in a car park, and potfull of razorblades?

I wouldn't stick my knob in a potfull of razorblades.
 
#12
How many babies does it take to tile a bathroom?

Depends how thinly you slice them!!


What's black and knocks on windows?

A baby in an oven

How do you make a dead baby float?

one scoop of ice cream, one scoop of dead baby!
 

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