Wrong in every way: Tell us your baby jokes.

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  1. After introducing a mate to the Mong thread, i was reminded of my repitoire of (sick) baby jokes;

    Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a caddilac?

    A: I don't have a caddilac in my garage.

    Q: How do you get a baby out of a blender?

    A: Doritos

    Carry on
  2. Q:whats the difference between a bucket of babies and a bucket of water?

    A; you cant get the water out with a garden fork
  3. Q. What's blue and orange and lies at the bottom of the swimming pool?

    A. A baby with burst armbands
  4. Q. What's blue and floats at the top of a red swming pool?

    A. Armbands with a slashed baby.
  5. What's the definition of pain?

    A peeled baby in a salt bath.
  6. What's funnier than a dead baby?

    A dead baby in a clown costume!
  7. Q. what's worse than finding ten babies in one bin?

    A. finding one baby in ten bins
  8. What's red and can't turn round in a corridor?

    A baby with a spear through its head :roll:
  9. Not showing Mrs SK this thread then. Sick feckers. :D

  10. What's the difference between a baby and a bowling ball?

    You can only fit 3 fingers inside a bowling ball.

    Whats the difference between a baby left in a car park, and potfull of razorblades?

    I wouldn't stick my knob in a potfull of razorblades.
  11. Hmmm. Nothing funny so far: keep trying.
  12. How many babies does it take to tile a bathroom?

    Depends how thinly you slice them!!

    What's black and knocks on windows?

    A baby in an oven

    How do you make a dead baby float?

    one scoop of ice cream, one scoop of dead baby!
  13. what goes plink plink fizzzzz?

    two babies in an acid bath!