Wrong Boots

#1
I have an important question to ask; I'm unsure on how to wear these shoes, that my mother had bought for me. It was a gift for attempting to join the army. They look hideous and quite frankly I'd rather be raped by a badger than wear them.
Do you girls have any idea on how I could wear them and not look like a faggot in front of my training staff? :kiss:
 
#2
Pictures would be helpful...
 
#3
Study 'The Wrong Trousers' with Wallace and Gromit to see how to deal with this, by the way I'm not a girly.
 
#4
I have an important question to ask; I'm unsure on how to wear these shoes, that my mother had bought for me. It was a gift for attempting to join the army. They look hideous and quite frankly I'd rather be raped by a badger than wear them.
Do you girls have any idea on how I could wear them and not look like a faggot in front of my training staff? :kiss:
Conventionally on the feet. Right shoe on the right foot, left shoe on the...oh you get the picture.
 
#5
Well I would want to show you the real thing but currently there's an inhuman amount of spunk covering it.
cock-of-walk-boots.jpg here is them, I found them online
 
#6
its the army not issue not allowed perfect get out clause :)
 
#7
I have an important question to ask; I'm unsure on how to wear these shoes, that my mother had bought for me. It was a gift for attempting to join the army. They look hideous and quite frankly I'd rather be raped by a badger than wear them.
Do you girls have any idea on how I could wear them and not look like a faggot in front of my training staff? :kiss:
Only wear them in the privacy of your own room. Or mine.

Joe the Badger.
 
#8
Well I would want to show you the real thing but currently there's an inhuman amount of spunk covering it.

An "inhuman amount of spunk".........

so many questions, not enough interest.........
 
#9
Sorry, but this forum is intended for questions about the British Army. For questions about the US 7th Cavalry, I'd suggest mil.com
 
#11
Those sausage licking postal boys were looking for a good whipping when it came to asking a dear friend of mines overseas. I was just curious as to how to deal with the problem of the boots.
 
#13
My round bellied mate round the corner from me suggested a leather thong. I was very distressed and had soon feared ejaculating in my best suit minutes later.
 
#17
But whose hand is up him?
 

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