Wrong Bitch

Discussion in 'Blue Jokes' started by OKCHU, Sep 17, 2010.

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  1. A Royal Marine had been on the front line in Afghanistan for three months, when he was finally given R&R. He got a RAF transport aircraft back to the UK, then caught a train to Plymouth. The train was extremely crowded and he could not find a seat. He was dead on his feet and walked the length of the train looking for any place to sit down.

    Finally he found a carriage with seats facing each other; All seats were taken but one had a small dog sitting on it next to a snooty looking woman.

    "Could I please sit in that seat" he asked.

    The lady snapped back, "You servicemen are so rude." she said, "Can't you see my dog is sitting there?"

    He walked through the train more and still could not find a seat. He found himself back at the same place.

    "Madam, I love dogs ... have a couple at home, so I wil happily hold your dog if I can sit down," he said.

    The lady replied, "You're not only rude, you are arrogant."

    He leaned against the side of the compartment for a time but was so tired he finally said, "I've been on the front line Afghanistan for three months with not a decent rest for all that time. Could I please sit there and hold your dog?

    The lady replied, "You are not only rude and arrogant ... I also find you totally obnoxious."

    With that comment, the Royal Marine calmly reached down, picked up the dog, threw it out the window and sat down. The lady was speechless.

    An older, neatly dressed man spoke up, "Young man, I do not know if all you Marines fit the ladies description of you or not. But I think you have just thrown the wrong bitch out of the window."
     
  2. Oh look, a bit of tumbleweed..............
     
  3. I heard that Starbucks hate soldiers......is it true???!
     

  4. No but a certain fast food restaurant gives money to the IRA and a Pte soldier once "swam" the English Channel in a Stalwart shortly before receiving an RSM's pension on retirement.

    Oh, and most STABs are not overweight wheezy people.
     
  5. You need to get out more!
     
  6. Now you're taking the piss..... ;)
     
  7. well i like it and i did hear about the soldier crossing the channel in a stalwart
     
  8. Percy_Pigeon

    Percy_Pigeon War Hero Book Reviewer

    Whats a stalwart
     
  9. Now we know it's made up!
     
  10. A loyal, reliable, and hardworking supporter or participant in an organization or team
     

  11. At the risk of being Wah'd here, here goes the Stalwart High Mobility Load Carrier (HMLC) was a 6 wheel drive cabbie fest that could go almost anywhere, shoot 6ft flames out the back, had excellent louvres for keeping warm or drying kit.

    It could be used to carry stores or as a POL waggon, it was a Petrol fuelled beast, that had 5 forward and 5 reverse gears. Was once upon a time amphibious but alas by the time I got to drive them they could only go through really big puddles.

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    and here in Amphib mode.

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