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Writing a love letter.

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goatrutar

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#1
Writing a love letter is a skill that has almost faded away. Therefore, I propose that we draft our own love letter so that this once common skill can be passed on to younger generations.
I'll start off.

Dear Mavis,

I hope this letter finds you well. Firstly I'd like to take this opportunity to apologise for the stain on your curtains......



In your own time, go on.


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#9
In the inimitable words of Wayne (Jayne) County!
"If you don't want to fuck me baby, baby fuck off!"

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#10
Dear Biscuits_AB,

Come over here and sit on my knee.
I'll play with your bits, if you can find my tits.

I've loved you for years, can I spit in your ears?

Big Cyber Hug, Love from The Slug xxx
 
#17
There are surely 3 ways that you can 'love' a woman.

The one allowed by the bible, the one that I don't think is mentioned and the one that you're not allowed to do.
With a bit of imagination there's a lot more ways to 'love' a woman than just three. For example, aint you ever shagged some lass's armpit? What's the Bible got to say about that? German birds love it too.
 
#18
Dear wench,

I want rip your clothes off and shag the fuck out of you all over the house and anywhere else that happens to be around.

Lots of love and kisses,
Cabs
 
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goatrutar

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#19
Blah blah etc etc poetry is for winners

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MOD Edit. Seriously are you such a fucking plank that you think (after repeated warnings) that that kind of language is acceptable.

Guns




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G

goatrutar

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There are surely 3 ways that you can 'love' a woman.

The one allowed by the bible, the one that I don't think is mentioned and the one that you're not allowed to do.
I only know fuckhole,muckhole and cakehole.


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