Writing a love letter.

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  1. Writing a love letter is a skill that has almost faded away. Therefore, I propose that we draft our own love letter so that this once common skill can be passed on to younger generations.
    I'll start off.

    Dear Mavis,

    I hope this letter finds you well. Firstly I'd like to take this opportunity to apologise for the stain on your curtains......

    In your own time, go on.

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  2. How do I love thee? Let me count the ways.

    1) Err...
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  3. Dear Hand...................
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  4. I could never shag anyone called Mavis -
  5. oh i don't know about that
  6. Dear John,

    Fancy a shag?


    edited to add that was a generic John, trust a real one to post just above me ...

    signed Mavis
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  7. Dear FMP,

    I'm bringing the boys around. NORWICH, you slaaaaaagg,


  8. CHINA
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  9. In the inimitable words of Wayne (Jayne) County!
    "If you don't want to fuck me baby, baby fuck off!"

  10. Dear Biscuits_AB,

    Come over here and sit on my knee.
    I'll play with your bits, if you can find my tits.

    I've loved you for years, can I spit in your ears?

    Big Cyber Hug, Love from The Slug xxx
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  11. Communist Hackers In North America :???:
  12. CHronic Infectious Neurotropic Agent?
  13. Snail snail the one so frail
    I love your whiffy unctuous trail

    Blah blah etc etc poetry is for winners

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  14. Come back Durchy all is forgiven.
    Ho ho ho green giant.
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