Write a speech for Tony bLiar

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  1. A simple 'I'm sorry, - we should not have gone to war with Iraq.' would suffice for me!! :D
  2. Here you go Tony try these as well! :lol:

    I am the anti-christ, worship me.

    I believe that personal freedom is an anachronism that we must legislate to prevent at all costs.

    I believe at power is an end in itself and that anything is justified to retain it.

    I believe that the Labour Party, and the country, are better off with a leader that that makes use of the psychology of the cult of personality, as opposed to policy, to attain votes.

    I believe that it is perfectly acceptable for a Prime Minister to take freebies from the business community, after all what could they possibly be after.

    I believe that there is no need for robustly manned, well equipped and motivated armed forces, after all the Americans will always protect us.
  3. I would like to write tony's most popular and succinct speach ever "Gordon Brown, and Geoff The Loon are sacked. Oh and by the way I Resign!!" :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
  4. Ventress

    Ventress LE Moderator

    Please try me for treason and stake me out on the Shaibah- Safwan highway until wild dogs have had their fill.

    There that has a nice ring to it! :D
  5. Plus "I know I f**cked up on that, so it would be better for all concerned if I resigned and gave anyone with a brain cell a chance to be PM!"
  6. i was wrongabout everything. :twisted:

    even my standards are too low for this though :wink:
  7. I'm just going outside , I may be some time.
  8. Gordon is a Moron
    Gordon is a Moron
    da da da daaa
    da da da daaa
  9. "Goodbye cruel world, I have decided to end it all, and will commit seppuku on prime time television with a rusty pen knife dipped in dog poo!"
  10. You're right, I am deluded and need to get my eyes tested. I woke up this morning and realised I had married a spine-chillingly ugly, pop-eyed, fat-arsed wide-mouthed frog. And I deserved to because I am the anti-christ. Pull the trigger and finish me off them exterminate my bloodline.

    :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

    P.S Yes, I really,really do despise Blair the cnunt.
  11. "It is fitting that the UK should give up its independence that I might pole vault into a higher post than the one I presently occupy. President of Greater Europe, for instance."



  13. Anthony Charles Lynton Blair, remember my name because I am the one that turned Great Britain into a thirld world country, a country where political correctness, homosexuals, ethnic minorities and criminals count for more than the average bloke and blokette in the street.

    I have more money and wealth than you, I am the leader.

    I have allowed the proles and untermensch to use cannabis as a sop, next I will increase your dependancy on drugs by making crack legal.

    You are there for my enjoyment and for me, Anthony Charles Lynton Blair, to use as I will....
  14. "Thank you for a third term. We may be $hite, but the others are $hiter."