Write a speech for Tony bLiar

#3
Here you go Tony try these as well! :lol:


I am the anti-christ, worship me.

I believe that personal freedom is an anachronism that we must legislate to prevent at all costs.

I believe at power is an end in itself and that anything is justified to retain it.

I believe that the Labour Party, and the country, are better off with a leader that that makes use of the psychology of the cult of personality, as opposed to policy, to attain votes.

I believe that it is perfectly acceptable for a Prime Minister to take freebies from the business community, after all what could they possibly be after.

I believe that there is no need for robustly manned, well equipped and motivated armed forces, after all the Americans will always protect us.
 
#4
I would like to write tony's most popular and succinct speach ever "Gordon Brown, and Geoff The Loon are sacked. Oh and by the way I Resign!!" :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
 

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#5
Please try me for treason and stake me out on the Shaibah- Safwan highway until wild dogs have had their fill.

There that has a nice ring to it! :D
 
#6
Rudolph_Hucker said:
A simple 'I'm sorry, - we should not have gone to war with Iraq.' would suffice for me!! :D
Plus "I know I f**cked up on that, so it would be better for all concerned if I resigned and gave anyone with a brain cell a chance to be PM!"
 
#8
I'm just going outside , I may be some time.
 
#10
"Goodbye cruel world, I have decided to end it all, and will commit seppuku on prime time television with a rusty pen knife dipped in dog poo!"
 
#11
You're right, I am deluded and need to get my eyes tested. I woke up this morning and realised I had married a spine-chillingly ugly, pop-eyed, fat-arsed wide-mouthed frog. And I deserved to because I am the anti-christ. Pull the trigger and finish me off them exterminate my bloodline.

:twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

P.S Yes, I really,really do despise Blair the cnunt.
 
#14
Anthony Charles Lynton Blair, remember my name because I am the one that turned Great Britain into a thirld world country, a country where political correctness, homosexuals, ethnic minorities and criminals count for more than the average bloke and blokette in the street.

I have more money and wealth than you, I am the leader.

I have allowed the proles and untermensch to use cannabis as a sop, next I will increase your dependancy on drugs by making crack legal.

You are there for my enjoyment and for me, Anthony Charles Lynton Blair, to use as I will....
 
#16
"I'm resigning, and so are Grasping Gordon, TCH, in fact all us cnuts are off, the Queen has asked the ARRSE party to form the next government"
 
#17
Just say the word ma'am ,we remain your loyal and trusty servants

Yours aye

PTP


I do wish these headaches would stop ,but the dark thoughts therin are so delicious.

Scrumpy Jack - Breakfast of champions
 

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