Would You...?

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Ritch, Aug 11, 2008.

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  1. Yes, Without a Doubt

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  2. Yes, But only with a brown paper bag over her head.

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  3. I'd rather shag Janet Street-Porter

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  1. Yesterday I was in the local having a quiet one when the landlord put the Olympics on. It was gymnastics and everyone at the bar started debating if they'd do these women depending on their looks. This British lass came up, Beth Tweddle and was horrified that she looked like a whippet with a full set of horse gnashers. I said no...but Would you? I hereby enclose a picture - brace yourselves!

  2. Think how flexible she would be! She could bend and flex and you would never have to see her face!
  3. I just cast my vote, of course I would, but I'd do Janet Street Porter aswell.
  4. Rather you than me...
  5. Just think of the muscle control??

    Ooo, err, I just did!

    Back in a minute.
  6. Wrong tense.
  7. On the subject of olympic chicks - search for a lovely girl by the name of Shanaze Reade, from sheffield i believe
  8. Janet Street Porter? mmmmm I'd hit that........................repeatedly with a shovel until dead
  9. Sheffield? *Gets out the local A-Z*
  10. You're just too fussy. :D
  11. [​IMG]

    JSP giving it some spex appeal, would defo hit it, and not with the wrong end of a ETH :wink:
  12. man the harpoons....