Would You...?

Would You?

  • Yes, Without a Doubt

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  • Yes, But only with a brown paper bag over her head.

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  • I'd rather shag Janet Street-Porter

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#1
Yesterday I was in the local having a quiet one when the landlord put the Olympics on. It was gymnastics and everyone at the bar started debating if they'd do these women depending on their looks. This British lass came up, Beth Tweddle and was horrified that she looked like a whippet with a full set of horse gnashers. I said no...but Would you? I hereby enclose a picture - brace yourselves!

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#2
Think how flexible she would be! She could bend and flex and you would never have to see her face!
 
#3
I just cast my vote, of course I would, but I'd do Janet Street Porter aswell.
 
#4
Mitchthebar said:
I just cast my vote, of course I would, but I'd do Janet Street Porter aswell.
Rather you than me...
 
#5
Just think of the muscle control??



Ooo, err, I just did!

Back in a minute.
 
#7
On the subject of olympic chicks - search for a lovely girl by the name of Shanaze Reade, from sheffield i believe
 
#8
Janet Street Porter? mmmmm I'd hit that........................repeatedly with a shovel until dead
 
#9
Sheffield? *Gets out the local A-Z*
 
#10
LondonTankie said:
Janet Street Porter? mmmmm I'd hit that........................repeatedly with a shovel until dead
You're just too fussy. :D
 
#13
Colonel_Foreskin-Crumb said:



JSP giving it some spex appeal, would defo hit it, and not with the wrong end of a ETH :wink:
man the harpoons....
 

old_fat_and_hairy

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#17
Well, I might, but that is not always a good reccomendation.
 
#18
I would. She's obviously flexible!
 
#19
dhgrainger1 said:
I would. She's obviously flexible!
Wonder if she would be flexible enough to lick my bAlls while I do her up the back way.
 

old_fat_and_hairy

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#20
dhgrainger1 said:
I would. She's obviously flexible!
No she is not. She can't do this week for a start.
 

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