would you.....?

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by dazk55, Mar 4, 2008.

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  1. F*ck yeah, its breathing!
  2. "She now jogs two and a half miles every week."

    Feck me, I thought my BFT times were bad........ 8O
  3. I don't think we'd ever catch her.

    'She now jogs two and a half miles every week. '
  4. if shes lost that much wieght youd need an MGB strap to lift her guts out of the way thogh, which is nice...
  5. I knew of a guy who had all the Nolans names tattooed on his left arm,in order of age................ so Naafi disco nights, short sleeved T shirt and a red sash, with The NOLANS written on it, across his chest.
    paid the DJ £5, to paly "I'm in the mood for dancing", cleared the floor, he danced alone....

    Come on own up, confess, you know who you are................... still got the Tatt or had it done over..?
  6. When I was much younger I always used to say: "Do em all, you might miss a good un"

    Now as a much older chap and somewhat more of a gentleman... I would say it is just bloody rude to say no. Alternatively... fcucking right I would.
  7. Prefer her in the blue dress and without the airbrushing