Would you?

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  1. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  2. No way; shes ginger!
     
  3. If she asked nicely, Maybes.
     
  4. Only if she wouldn't mind if I played "necrophillia" games with her ;)
     
  5. Be like rattling a shelf.
     
  6. old_fat_and_hairy

    old_fat_and_hairy LE Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    No!No!No! Not even I would!
     

  7. LIES, we could experiment on her :hungry:
     
  8. Puff!

    :D
     
  9. old_fat_and_hairy

    old_fat_and_hairy LE Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    LIES, we could experiment on her

    Well, maybe I was being a bit hasty! I'm sure something could be arranged that would be mutually beneficial.
     
  10. Anorexic people don't see themselves like that when they look in the mirror so what's the point you advertising geniuses? No psychologically healthy girl or woman is going to end up like that sad freak. I was just imagining all the anorexics walking past that poster and smugly muttering 'fat bitch...' under their breath
     
  11. I was thinking of dressing her up in Stripey pyjamas, with maybe a little yellow star on.

    :twisted:
     
  12. We could spit roast her, while the cad is playing the xylophone with her ribs ?
     
  13. old_fat_and_hairy

    old_fat_and_hairy LE Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    I rather like the pyjamas and star bit. Would be good for a fancy dress party, and would compliment my collection of lamp shades and book jackets.