Would You?

#1
This afternoon, i got into a discussion with a friend(female) about the state of her marriage, her husband, is unable to raise the flag pole, so we got into a conversation as to whether or not she should take a lover, or whether she should pay for sex with a male escort..
Obviously the male escort thing would only be occasional due to the prices.
So I want to know should she have a bit on the side, or should she face a life with only a rabbit for company?
 
#2
Do the decent thing, don't let her go without.
 
#3
scotlass said:
This afternoon, i got into a discussion with a friend(female) about the state of her marriage, her husband, is unable to raise the flag pole, so we got into a conversation as to whether or not she should take a lover, or whether she should pay for sex with a male escort..
Obviously the male escort thing would only be occasional due to the prices.
So I want to know should she have a bit on the side, or should she face a life with only a rabbit for company?
Right,that is the last time i ever fcuking tell you anything. :eek:
 
#4
From the male perspective, she should get out there and find someone ASP before it heals up. If I lived close enough, I would volunteer immediately.

Seriously though, as long as it's just sex then fine but these things have a habit of becoming more than that for one of them.

Good luck to her though.
 
#5
haven't they heard of viagra?
 
#7
Tell your "friend" to lose some weight, then maybe her husband will find her attractive enough again to get a lob on.

If she cant be bothered with shifting her fat arrse off the sofa, then tell her to crack on flirting with the blokes she's met on here and nail one of them...if she hasn't already.
 
#8
Is their more to this? Does her husband not find her attractive anymore, are they drinking/smoking too much or is it a illness
 
#9
polar said:
Is their more to this? Does her husband not find her attractive anymore, are they drinking/smoking too much or is it a illness
No, she's just gopping and her husband is too busy nailing the bird from number 22
 
#14
scotlass said:
This afternoon, i got into a discussion with a friend(female) about the state of her marriage, her husband, is unable to raise the flag pole, so we got into a conversation as to whether or not she should take a lover, or whether she should pay for sex with a male escort..
Obviously the male escort thing would only be occasional due to the prices.
So I want to know should she have a bit on the side, or should she face a life with only a rabbit for company?
Having a conversation with yourself in the afternoon after a couple of sherries is sure sign that your husband has left you..... :D

Edited for mongness.
 
#16
devilish said:
scotlass said:
This afternoon, i got into a discussion with a friend(female) about the state of her marriage, her husband, is unable to raise the flag pole, so we got into a conversation as to whether or not she should take a lover, or whether she should pay for sex with a male escort..
Obviously the male escort thing would only be occasional due to the prices.
So I want to know should she have a bit on the side, or should she face a life with only a rabbit for company?
Having a coversation with yourself in the afternoon after a couple of sherries is sure sign that your husband has left you..... :D
The voices take more than a couple of sherries to kick in. Usually something like a couple of vats of buckie..
 
#18
scotlass said:
devilish said:
scotlass said:
This afternoon, i got into a discussion with a friend(female) about the state of her marriage, her husband, is unable to raise the flag pole, so we got into a conversation as to whether or not she should take a lover, or whether she should pay for sex with a male escort..
Obviously the male escort thing would only be occasional due to the prices.
So I want to know should she have a bit on the side, or should she face a life with only a rabbit for company?
Having a coversation with yourself in the afternoon after a couple of sherries is sure sign that your husband has left you..... :D
The voices take more than a couple of sherries to kick in. Usually something like a couple of vats of buckie..
Ahh, buckie.... a woman after my own heart.... :D
 
#19
scotlass said:
This afternoon, i got into a discussion with a friend(female) about the state of her marriage, her husband, is unable to raise the flag pole, so we got into a conversation as to whether or not she should take a lover, or whether she should pay for sex with a male escort..
Obviously the male escort thing would only be occasional due to the prices.
So I want to know should she have a bit on the side, or should she face a life with only a rabbit for company?
Ok so he can't raise his flag pole anymore! what about oral .... yes we all know a good shagging is great to blow the cobwebs off and all that, but taking up a lover hmmm ... not the best idea in the world, theres more to sex than just a shag ...
 
#20
Being a single oik :wink: I'm glad to inform that my services are relatively cheap.. generally the cost of a breakfast and a bus fare home.

Of course depending on her dimensions she may have to stump up for a quantity of beer.
 

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