Would you?

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Captain_Fabulous, Mar 7, 2007.

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  1. Good grief, not even with a bag of stolen dicks.
  2. I bet she stinks of cheesy wotsits
  3. But if you took her to the NAAFI on the weekend after payday, some dirty f**ker would!
  4. and two week old fish supper!
  5. I bet she's got a sweat rash on her thighs the size of dinner plates and stinks of vinegar! yuk! gag!
  6. Would you?

    .....knob her? no.

    .....lash my towrope round her ankles and drag her round the M25, twice? yes.
    That should get her down to about nine stone.
  7. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    I couldn't drink that much beer
  8. she's my big sister...and you SO would B_T
  9. That's almost an island.
  10. I love the fact that the fat bitch was put into the Priory clinic for 3 months (rough cost about 60,000 quid).

    Hopefully this human leech will be locked away without food or water and forced to eat herself.

    She is a prime example of human scum.
  11. her husband is a chef...

    Do you reckon she threatened to sit on him unless he fried stuff for her.
  12. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    Only in a threesome with you!
  13. I ought to start one of these clinics. £5000 a week and you don't even have to feed them!
  14. Cake affects the memory.