Would you?

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Dashing_Chap, Jan 10, 2012.

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  1. No, would you?
  2. Fooooking eeellll. I've had a cross section of females in the human race but that one's waiting to join, and I wouldn't let her in!!!.
  3. I was disapointed when I seen the thread tile I thought the post would have said kill me

  4. Doing that thing probably would though tbh.
  5. I am sure she has a very nice personality.
  6. Plus what it is it with fat birds they have heads like terrapins
  7. First things First. Is that Jabba the Hut?

    Secondly. I'd Goose the Bird who actually sings the song in real life.

    Thirdly and most importantly. Did she really just get out of breath singing a song?
  8. Yes but
    Mum and dad are ever so friendly, what with them being brother and sister, like you do
    I actually saw her sister/brother wearing a nuns get up on a holiday in Malta once
  9. Imagine that was your long lost daughter!

    I'd borrow the mess webley but it's only got 6 rounds!
  10. My word! Lemmy has not aged well!
  11. Lemmy isn't that ugly.
  12. At least he's got rid of the warts.

  13. I think the mess webley would bounce off of her hippo hide, now in my day when we had a proper rifle, drone, drone, waffle, bore.