Would you ...?

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by weekend_worrier, Dec 14, 2011.

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  1. She's probably already got it, along with other unpleasant ailments.
     
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  2. Is it a bloke?
     
  3. BrunoNoMedals

    BrunoNoMedals LE Reviewer

    Are we bothered?
     
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  4. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    Nah, I tend to avoid fucking spotty fucking weirdo’s. It’s a lifestyle thing.
     
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  5. I fucking am!!!! :). Only cock im touching is mine
     
  6. No. She/He has the look of the undead about it.
     
  7. Just needs a haircut and I'll be at Schipol with a box of chocolates for him. Ok I lied about the chocolates.
     
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  8. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    Not what you said in Loft Lux Bar last Thursday sweet pea, but let us move on, shall we?
     
  9. You haven't got one.
     
  10. If he offered you a sloppy BJ while dressed en femme and didnt reveal his secret all of you would be round the back pants round ankles with your arse resting against the cold rusting metal of a skip in a jiffy
     
  11. Mate thats just poor. 2/10.
     
  12. So that was you bent over with a que of men behind you!
    Im sorry for not saying hello!
     
  13. Only those who are nervous or confused about their own sexuality would refuse to bum a ladyboy!
     
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