Would you?

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by narc, Oct 20, 2011.

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  1. I prefer him as a little boy
     
  2. Its doctor was called Dr Spack

    I find that really funny
     
  3. Theres a lot worse cutting about Grantham.

    So yeah, fuck it.

    Anyone up for making him/her/it airtight?
     
  4. Come to think of it, I have fucked a lot worse
     
  5. Ravers

    Ravers LE Reviewer Book Reviewer

    That German popstar one is much better looking.
     

  6. Yes so have I but they were real females not toy ones......
     
  7. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    Dreamy eyes...

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  8. Not for me thanks; way too skinny and bites her nails. Probably neurotic. I'd do that Jenna Sloan though.
     
  9. Couldn't have you leaving a sentence unfinished.
     
  10. HHH

    HHH LE

    I'm thinking of having a sex change Op, at least that way I'd get the chance to feel some tits and fanny !
     
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  11. You're just obsessed with being admitted as a member of the Provisional Continuity Real Top Secret Arrse Tea Party. It's not fucking worth having an artificial clunge fitted just for that, they're down to 18 members now FFS.
     
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  12. I would, but that's no mark of quality - I probably would have shagged BustyGem19 as well.
     
  13. HHH

    HHH LE


    Probably, FFS I'd probably have shagged you for a chance to shag her.