Would you?

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  1. I want to ask you chaps a serious question now!!

    Would you?
    I mean in all seriousness!!


    Come on tell the truth.
  2. Female (in the loosest sense possible) with a pulse. Every hole's a goal and all that :)

    (Ok, so they're an own goal, but let's not get technical)
  3. Why would anyone want to shag your sisters?
  4. With a pulse!! your abit posh!!
  5. I know blokes who've paid for worse.
  6. How the fuck could you check a pulse on that?
  7. Would I what? Club them on the head use their blubber to make soap and their skin to make clothes? Yes
    Would I fuck them? No chance.....I am only a skinny cunt who would get lost in their folds of fat whilst looking for their cunt hole.
  8. Good question. Its not as if she'll fit in the van for a good going over and I'll need a fucking tanker full of chloroform to knock the cunt out.

    I suppose if it waddles its a good shout that it has some sort of pulse.
  9. Would I? Possibly
    Could I? Probably not.
  10. In a heartbeat.
  11. I would put the red head one into my hamster cage and hopefully after a few weeks running on the wheel would transform her into something of my liking otherwise if shes going for less than a fiver I may consider but I am sure smudger would outbid me on that.
  12. Grumblegrunt

    Grumblegrunt LE Book Reviewer

    you'ld need a lot of flour to find the wet spot on one of those
  13. Just get her to piss and follow it upstream.
  14. Picture taken at 27 REGT RLC Sgts Mess summer ball, theme "Beach Party"
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  15. Re: the ginger on the end - fuck me, Gillian Anderson's let herself go!