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Would you?

Would I what? Club them on the head use their blubber to make soap and their skin to make clothes? Yes
Would I fuck them? No chance.....I am only a skinny cunt who would get lost in their folds of fat whilst looking for their cunt hole.
How the fuck could you check a pulse on that?
Good question. Its not as if she'll fit in the van for a good going over and I'll need a fucking tanker full of chloroform to knock the cunt out.

I suppose if it waddles its a good shout that it has some sort of pulse.
I would put the red head one into my hamster cage and hopefully after a few weeks running on the wheel would transform her into something of my liking otherwise if shes going for less than a fiver I may consider but I am sure smudger would outbid me on that.
The one on the right would do, t'others would have to piss and give me a sporting chance to find the cracks, or have me check where to book markers are.

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