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Would you?

#7
No thanks. On the other hand as long as it has had a cockectomy and has a hole adjacent it's vent, I would seriously consider it. My mate M*** *****n who now lives in Hong Kong shagged one who had been debeaked, so to speak, and when I asked him what it was like, responded that it was a bit like getting into and apple pie bed. But he's a former OC of a Gurkha mortar platoon and so is used to fucking goats and strange jungle creatures of the night.
 
#8
No thanks. On the other hand as long as it has had a cockectomy and has a hole adjacent it's vent, I would seriously consider it. My mate M*** *****n who now lives in Hong Kong shagged one who had been debeaked, so to speak, and when I asked him what it was like, responded that it was a bit like getting into and apple pie bed. But he's a former OC of a Gurkha mortar platoon and so is used to fucking goats and strange jungle creatures of the night.
Of course it was your "mate", I believe you, thousands wouldn't though!!
 
#11


I don't even care if he/she/it's got a bigger cock than me. Like a rat up a drainpipe.
I might be coerced into being on the receiving end of a BJ by HER. After a bottle of Gin that is... and if there is no better looking females around... Other than that, I have to agree with the thread starter, it is still a bloke, and no, nothing else thank you.
 
#13
any more links, I'd even give that a reach around
Her name's Miriam Rivera

If you remember it, she was the star of a Sky reality show 'There's Something About Miriam' where a group of men competed to win the fair maiden's hand for a week long holiday. The something that was about her turned out to be 7 inches of slag hammer. A Royal Marine later sued the programme makers after he'd kissed her (no idea if it went further). It probably got kicked out of court when they found out the Royal spent more time in women's clothes than him/her though.
 
#16
Her name's Miriam Rivera

If you remember it, she was the star of a Sky reality show 'There's Something About Miriam' where a group of men competed to win the fair maiden's hand for a week long holiday. The something that was about her turned out to be 7 inches of slag hammer. A Royal Marine later sued the programme makers after he'd kissed her (no idea if it went further). It probably got kicked out of court when they found out the Royal spent more time in women's clothes than him/her though.
Are you insinuating that booties fancy a bit of cock every now and again or just that they do women fancy dress a lot?
 

FORMER_FYRDMAN

LE
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#19
You just want to see pictures of cock you dirty dirty bastard :)
Actually, I'm just not used to having absolute certainties and my ability to trust so ruthlessly destroyed to the extent that I am currently hunting for my wife's birth certificate - I still think it's a diabolical Stonewall plot aided and abetted by no-holds-barred Germaine Greer types.
 

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