Would you?

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by General Melchett, Apr 25, 2005.

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  1. General Melchett

    General Melchett LE Moderator

    Well would you?

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  2. No, I would never dress like that!
  3. Only at weekends anyway. :oops:
  4. if she got the pints in- probably
  5. would she not be a bit old now?
    i dont do granny shagging :?
  6. That's my granny!

    So yes.....
  7. I would have to re-write my commissioning scroll "To my trusty and well-beshagged fcuk buddy, greetings..." but given a trusty time machine, a few pairs of off the ration nylons and a room at the Dorchester..."My liege, my sword is at your disposal. Shall I pay lip service now ma'm?"

    Obviously the damge done to the space-time continuum is another issue...but that's one for Steven Hawkins so b****x to it, I'm in!
  8. Crikey Harry...its YOU!! :lol:
  9. Blimey!!!!! The cow has only got her IraqII medal before me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  10. That looks like the FANY dress uniform - is it? Or another branch of the services.........
  11. Cuddles - you cnut! I've just sprayed a rather good merlot all over this computer. Outstanding post, Sir. PMSL
  12. Only if she kept her hat on...
  13. think i have done....
  14. Doesn't matter if its a croydon bin mans uniform more people wanna bone the queen that Poppy...... todays 78 yr old queen :D :D :D
  15. Did you mean "matelot"......is merlot sort of like a full screw in the navy then ? How did you manage to spray a matelot over your com....no forget I asked :D