Would you with this monster?

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Abdiel, Apr 6, 2011.

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  1. Now as we all know Squaddies will go above and beyond the norm when it comes to screwing ugly birds, and we also know that most ARRSERS have rather "twisted" tastes but would any of you screw this "Thing"

    Story on it here
    Vampire woman Maria Hose Cristerna gets 'horns' implanted | Mail Online

    Apparently it made itself like that after years of domestic abuse yep that probably worked for scaring off a slap-happy hubby.
     

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  2. BiscuitsAB

    BiscuitsAB LE Moderator

    Yep I'd do it but I wouldn't put my dick in her mouth till she'd taken some of the metal out.
     
  3. I'd fuck her ears, for a start.
     
  4. Yes - What is it though??? :)
     
  5. no based on the fact I don't fuck women who are clearly mentally mental in the face
     
  6. I'm not sure ... But If I woke up next to it I would scream and run for the hills!
     
  7. 4 bottles of white lighting should do it , although she would probably rape me whist I was unconsious.
     
  8. I she woke up next to me she'd probably do the same thing. :)
     
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  9. To be perfectly honest, yes, I would. I'm thinking she would be perfectly dirty, failing that, she had years of abuse so win win.
     
  10. HHH

    HHH LE

    The horns would be handy,you could hang you hat and coat on them.
     
  11. Are we sure it's actually a woman? I am not making that mistake again!!
     
  12. I would have to say I would. Just for a laugh.
     
  13. HHH

    HHH LE

    I think the question should be is it "human"
     
  14. whats my girlfriend doing here.....
     
  15. Firstly - I'll fuck anything.

    Secondly - She wasn't abused quite enough
     
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