Griffin boxed at Cambridge. Frank boxed in South London, Las Vegas and anywhere there was somebody to hit. I reckon Frank would just fell Griffin with a single right hook and a quip like 'How's that for racial inferiority?'
In the interests of political impartiality, we must consider the other candidates in the UKIP leadership elections.
May I present Ms Nikki Sinclaire. Six foot two in her Doc Martins and sings baritone in the UKIP laydeees choir.
Despite appearances, she is all woman, although, as an amateur gynaecologist, I would not be surprised if an MRI scan revealed nuts where there should be egg plants.
Here's a picture of Nikki canvassing at her local pensioner's club. 'Can I rely on your vote?', says Nikki. 'Only if you'll bring back Section 28,' says Maggie, while having a quick grope to check for meat and two veg.