Would you use this builder?

#1
Taking the grandson to school this morning I passed a building site where an old church is being renovated, extra buildings built in the grounds and a new old peoples sheltered housing complex being created which cost several millions. I couldn't help but notice one of the work vans;

 

TheIronDuke

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#2
Did those guys on the Hiab come over and ask if you was from the DSS?
 
#6
Seen on a van on the M25,

"Singh and Singh Builders, You have used the Cowboys now try the Indians"
Saw this on a van in cardiff too, probably the same family.........


On a different note I also saw a van with "Panther removals" written on the side, bloke got a bit pissed of when I asked him if he could do tigers too....miserable cunt.
 
#7
I saw a red Sherpa Van in Belfast once, it had the name of a plumbing firm on the side but they'd forgotten to put an address or phone number on it....come to think of it......I was driving the fucker.
 

Soggy4978

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#8
A few weeks ago I walked past a van with the words "Winkle Removals" proudly emblazoned across the side. They're not coming near my winkle, I can tell you.
 
#12
Scaffolding company in Sussex - "Poles Apart"

Rodney2q
 
#13
Round here we have, Basil Brush (Painter and Decorator), Tim'll fix it (odd job man), and Benson's Hedges (Gold van, Gardener).

The best one imo, is the local Gardener called Ian (I think) Watts, who's company is "Watts in your Garden".
 

TheIronDuke

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#14
I've never understood tradesman who use humorous comapny names.
Don't start me on fucking hairdressers. 'Curl Up And Dye'. 'The Mane Attraction'. 'From Hair to Eternity'. Every time I see one I want to put their bins through their window.

Wonder how many of us wish we had the balls to do this at some time or other?

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TheIronDuke

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#15
There is a small cafe in Cardiff called The Warm As T​oast cafe. The capital letters were very big. It was popular with students.
 
#17
Don't start me on fucking hairdressers. 'Curl Up And Dye'. 'The Mane Attraction'. 'From Hair to Eternity'. Every time I see one I want to put their bins through their window.
Barbers in my local town, "Get Your Locks Off". Hairdressers near the same location, "Clip Round the Ear".
 
#18
I've never understood tradesman who use humorous comapny names. Some that I've seen locally:

Alex Trician, seems to be a few of these around the country, I wonder if they went to school with Rick Layer and Paul Umber.
Gary the Gutter Man

But the worst has to be Utterly Gutterly! What the fuck were they thinking?
They probably thought "People will remember that name. Some cunt might even tell his mates or post about it online."
 
#20
There is an estate agency in the Kidderminster/ Bewdley area called "Doolittle and Dally".
 
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