Would you take these 2 home ?

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by No_Duff, Apr 27, 2010.

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  1. What a lovely pair of young ladies.

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  2. They got a bit antsy the last time I took them home.

    You are supposed to keep women in the boot, aren't you?
     
  3. I wondered where my T-shirts had got too.

    Note 1 to self: Next time, don't drink as much between F and K :evil:
    Note 2 to self: Must get T-shirts back and finish mission.
     
  4. wish i could see these pics damn stupid little red X
     
  5. 2 Candidates for the E&E thread me thinks......
     
  6. They look great fun! :)
     
  7. Again, Oh go on then
     
  8. If you could only take one home, which one would it be?

    I vote the one with the tats, cuz at least I would still be alive when I get a shag!
     
  9. Their Mother's must be so very proud.
     
  10. I wouldn't. No room in the trunk...
     

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  11. I'd chop them both up and reassemble my new squeeze from the best bits of each.
    I didn't get where I am today by putting up with second best.
     
  12. That's the problem with modern cars today; they're too small and made out of recycled beer cans. That's why I drive a classic car from the 1960s. There's plenty of room for your toys in the trunk.

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  13. Nurses eh? what would you do without 'em. Yes please. By the time she'd fucked me to death, I'd have died of old age anyway.. and who gives a shit after that, do what you will with the corpse darlin'. :p :p
     
  14. you get a bonus hole with the one on the left; you can fcuk her eye socket when everything else is either full or torn
     
  15. I would fu4k em then kill em then Fu$k em again and again !!!!!!!!