Would you take these 2 home ?

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by No_Duff, Apr 27, 2010.

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  1. What a lovely pair of young ladies.


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  2. They got a bit antsy the last time I took them home.

    You are supposed to keep women in the boot, aren't you?
  3. I wondered where my T-shirts had got too.

    Note 1 to self: Next time, don't drink as much between F and K :evil:
    Note 2 to self: Must get T-shirts back and finish mission.
  4. wish i could see these pics damn stupid little red X
  5. 2 Candidates for the E&E thread me thinks......
  6. They look great fun! :)
  7. Again, Oh go on then
  8. If you could only take one home, which one would it be?

    I vote the one with the tats, cuz at least I would still be alive when I get a shag!
  9. Their Mother's must be so very proud.
  10. I wouldn't. No room in the trunk...

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  11. I'd chop them both up and reassemble my new squeeze from the best bits of each.
    I didn't get where I am today by putting up with second best.
  12. That's the problem with modern cars today; they're too small and made out of recycled beer cans. That's why I drive a classic car from the 1960s. There's plenty of room for your toys in the trunk.


  13. Nurses eh? what would you do without 'em. Yes please. By the time she'd fucked me to death, I'd have died of old age anyway.. and who gives a shit after that, do what you will with the corpse darlin'. :p :p
  14. you get a bonus hole with the one on the left; you can fcuk her eye socket when everything else is either full or torn
  15. I would fu4k em then kill em then Fu$k em again and again !!!!!!!!