Would you suck it yourself if you could?

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  1. There is a lot of self sucking talk over on another thread.

    But would you suck your own if you could?

    ...and would you spit or swallow? :eek:
  2. Hell no! I only lick minge.
  3. You must be joking, not after where it has been.
  4. And deny the women of the world the pleasure? :p

    Hell, no.
  5. Command_doh

    Command_doh LE Book Reviewer

    Anyone who says 'no' is a liar. Of course you would.

    And I mean your own, not some random bender's.
  6. I've mentioned this bloke elsewhere on here, but...

    a lad in 2 Para, circa 1998, could and would happily demonstrate if you asked nicely. In fact, he was so proud of the fact, you didn't even have to ask...

    My only query is how did he get the energy to leave the house, let alone join up?
  7. Bone thread.
  8. If I was to answer 'yes' to the above I would be denying your mother one of her last few pleasures in life, so I will answer 'no'.
  9. Auld-Yin

    Auld-Yin LE Reviewer Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

  10. Ain't NO sperm squirting sausage going in my mouth 8O
  11. Its not difficult if you put your mind to it.
    And as mentioned, anyone who says no is volkak

    Edited for mong text speak.
  12. To quote the late, great Bill Hicks:

    "Ladies, if guys could suck their own d1cks, you'd be sitting here right now without any boyfriends or husbands...looking at an empty stage." :twisted: 8)
  13. Ask Semper Flexibilis........
  14. Only latent in the closet homosexuals would "self suck". Dirty boys.
  15. You would? with a signature like yours?

    Personally speaking, it would be pointless, as I wouldn't be able to do full deep throat. 8)