Ciggie
GCM

Sorry to have to post this, chaps, but today, I had a lunchtime beer with an old pal. During the conver, we noticed some semi- or permanenty homeless type being kicked out of the bar. What the feck ? The bar has a small bog, comprising 3 urinals. There also is a shitter, a key for which is there for the asking. My mate, a national of the country I happen to be in went for a syphon before me. When I came back, with a grim face, he asked 'Did you see it ?' A reply was unneccesary. How could anyone possibly curl one off in a urinal, with the possibility that a normal person might walk in whilst the process is in action ? Oh, hi, just having a shit in the pisser.....