Would you shag your own mum?

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by the_guru, Dec 20, 2008.

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  1. Brilliant....could only happen to Ex Squaddie!

    What a retard family, seems like she has one of those baby dolls that Chav kids get given at school to train them how wonderful it is to have a baby and let it be sick all over your uug boots and rip your eyebrow piercing out!!!

    I would shag her though...twice!
  2. scrofula

    scrofula Crow

    Definitely not. I have taste. And etiquette. I will definitely disown a person who does the same thing to me, only faster.
  3. Auld-Yin

    Auld-Yin LE Reviewer Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    What do you expect! They are from Fife - they are all inbreds there. :alien:
  4. chokinthechicken

    chokinthechicken War Hero

    We'll have less of that A-Y. You CHOOOCHTERS are no much better. LOL

  5. I would., have, and shall again. nothing else compares to drinking from your mums furry cup of a morning.
  6. Just remember,every one of you has been up yer mums box at least once,many of us wouldn't remember the experience due to it being our first sight of daylight,others have probably been back there since.. :?:

    edited as always for mong spolinig
  7. unless you were c sectioned :?

    and at least once??
  8. tropper66

    tropper66 Crow

    Nothing like keeping it in the family
  9. every time i open a pack of scampi fries i get this weird flashback
  10. tropper66

    tropper66 Crow

    Any Parents reading some of this will most certainly think twice before playing rumpy pumpy mit the kinder
  11. Forgot about the c section thingy,

    at least once,isn't this what this thread is all about?
  12. scrofula

    scrofula Crow

    This is what I like about the NAAFI... no snow in sight but one can still go downhill on skis ! The only photo I ever glimpsed of my mum ( sad Irish cath story, that, but never mind) she was crosseyed. Did that have anythink to do with my father, I wonder?
  13. A_Knocker_Till_The_End

    A_Knocker_Till_The_End LE Moderator