Would You Shag Your Mates Mrs?

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  1. We all have mates we know we can trust, and ones you would not leave alone with your dog. Personally, not my thing, mates are for life, plenty of fish in the sea etc.... and all that shite.

    But would you give your mates bird one if she put it on you?
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  2. maguire

    maguire LE Book Reviewer

    on the assumption that my mate will find out, or wont he?
  3. East Sussex is the capital of swingers anyway....some poor sod will end up with my mates wife!
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  4. Auld-Yin

    Auld-Yin LE Reviewer Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    At the moment, I would shag you as well!! :donut:
  5. Yes my mates are all fat necked steroid abusers so I can run faster than them:)

    Edited to add: Not K's bird (Fit as she is) as he has a Shotgun and I do not want to play clay Pigeon to his Raoul Moat.
  6. It all begins with the "he dpesn't deserve her" thinking... get pissed one night, your driving her home after dropping the pissed w@nker to his front doorstep and you blurt out you'd had your eye on her for ages, moment kicks in, soft supple kiss and end up in the back of the car doing what US college students do after prom night
  7. Throwing up because they can't handle alcohol?
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  8. Wot? A couple of spliffs followed by 3 hours of World of Warcraft?
  9. Is this chat just for the boys or can the mrs join in lol
  10. They always find out, there are 2 people involved. Unless she was unconscious during the deed, then your secret is safe.
  11. Which Mate??
  12. NO, and anybody that does needs a good kicking
  13. maguire

    maguire LE Book Reviewer

    which one of your mates shagged your missus then??
  14. WTF, are you 12 years old?

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  15. Yep and then tell him,never let a bird come between you and your mates.