Thanks for that post Jarrod, I was just going out the door when I saw it, and realised I'd forgotten my rubber gloves. Dunno about your suggestion though, I prefer them to at least begin with a little life in them. Anyway, kitted up, chav community - look out!!!!!
I once kissed a week old corpse. Can't recommend it at all. I still can't rid of the taste.
For those of you still intent on a bit of necro nastyness, bear the following in mind:-
They won't have had much of a bowel movement since they died. They'll be packed with sh1t that could be weeks old as well as the remains of that pork curry that killed them.
Their sphincter muscles will be shot. While this will ease your entry for some backdoor bravado, it'll also ease the exit of the sh1t/curry mixture that the corpse is smuggling.
Be sure to use appropriate protection. A pair of chest waders and some of those super strength, purple, rubber gloves is the least you should be considering, if not a full NBC suit and respirator. Jarrod can supply the gloves and a mains powered KY gel warmer if you ask him nicely.