Would you shag a corpse

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Ciggie, Aug 21, 2010.

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  1. Continuing the current ' Would you shag...' trend. I have. Or at least I thought so until it started snoring.
  2. Would I have access to a warm bath?
  3. How fresh are we talking?
  4. I work p/t for a funeral service. Trust me, you would'nt.

    ..............but as this is the NAAFI: maybe, but definately not one after a PM, just in case the stitches burst.
  5. Warm and lubed is best.
  6. Shagging one of my preivous G/F's you'd have been hard pushed to notice the difference
  7. Depends how fresh. Still warm, dutch courage, I might.
  8. Would you kiss it mid coitus?
  9. Is the head still on?
  10. I've just wet myself. Classic.
  11. maguire

    maguire LE Book Reviewer

    I tried phoning their office, but the line was dead.
  12. As said previously, after 24 hours a dead male is of no use to me...
  13. puts a new slant on the phrase I have got a stiffy
  14. maguire

    maguire LE Book Reviewer

    are they? that sounds a bit of a wheeze.
  15. Always being one to put my money where my mouth is, and being as it's Saturday night, I'm just off to the shed to get my mallet and I'll report back later.