Would you really?

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Swannee Kazoo, Jul 11, 2012.

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  1. I think the guys from the telly programme 'Trawlermen' could rig her up a set of fishnet stockings
     
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  3. They say a bad shag is better than a good wank, but I couldn't bring myself to go anywhere near a heap of blubber like that, grim
     
  4. Would I really ?

    NO
    NO
    NO
    NO
    NO
    NO
    NO
    NO
     
  5. It's the fact that he is shagging her up to 7 times a day, I couldnt force myself to even once, never mind making return trips.
     
  6. One day she will eat him.

    That event would merit a good headline, any scribes fancy writing it?
     
  7. I wouldn't poke it with a stick.....well I may poke it with a stick to see the ripples.
     
  8. No, no, a thousand times, NO!

    Oh, go on then.
     
  9. Wheres yer spirit of adventure?
     
  10. Her fella must be hung like a blue whale, how the fuck does it reach in?
     
  11. She's fucking eaten it!
     
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  12. 'Scuse me love, could you fart and give us a clue.
     
  13. Fucking 'ell it's Jabba the slut.....vile creather that is!
     
  14. Queers the lot of you, you lack fucking chest hair!!!!!!