Would you really?

Her fella must be hung like a blue whale, how the fuck does it reach in?
'Scuse me love, could you fart and give us a clue.
Oh come on guys, of course she,s attractive, sure she is.................to a shoal of raging Piranhas.
I've said it many times before, I'll shag a 6/10 sober and for anything lower, just add half a point per pint I drink until 6/10 is reached.

I'm pretty sure that I would die of alcohol poisoning long before I'd shag that... Seeing as I could probably drink 12 pints without dying, it may well mean that she actually scores a negative value on the marks out of ten scale.

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