Would you rather.........

As an ex military man I tend to forget that my civilian colleagues are more easily offended and 'sensitive' than your ex squaddie types.
This became a bit of an issue at work recently when during a bit of 'down time' a mixed group of us started playing the old 'Would you rather' game. You know the sort of thing 'Would you rather be blind or deaf ? etc. Everything was going swimmingly until my turn came around and I asked what I though was a reasonably near the knuckle but not to shocking question ie 'Would you rather lick out your Mum or go down on your Dad ?
Now they all think I'm a deviant....
Just wondering which one you would rather do ?
I'd turn Jarrod straight for 20 shiny pee.
jarrod248 said:
The_Snail said:
I'd turn Jarrod straight for 20 shiny pee.
I think you'd need a lobotomy for that or at least you could have some antipsychotics to reduce the delusions.
For a million quid, we could pretend though and check out some blokes in Tenerife.

You're a fucking shite mate you are.
Peter-Pan said:
See from my point of view it would have to be licking out ure Mum because sucking off your Dad would just be wrong..........
Where as licking out your Mum is completely natural.
Neither. It wasn't that good.

Mind you, the sweet-money came in handy.