Would you rather.........

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Peter-Pan, Jul 11, 2008.

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  1. As an ex military man I tend to forget that my civilian colleagues are more easily offended and 'sensitive' than your ex squaddie types.
    This became a bit of an issue at work recently when during a bit of 'down time' a mixed group of us started playing the old 'Would you rather' game. You know the sort of thing 'Would you rather be blind or deaf ? etc. Everything was going swimmingly until my turn came around and I asked what I though was a reasonably near the knuckle but not to shocking question ie 'Would you rather lick out your Mum or go down on your Dad ?
    Now they all think I'm a deviant....
    Just wondering which one you would rather do ?
     
  2. See from my point of view it would have to be licking out ure Mum because sucking off your Dad would just be wrong..........
     
  3. Does it count if theyre both dead?
    Dad was burned but im sure with a bit of shovel work....
     
  4. I'd turn Jarrod straight for 20 shiny pee.
     
  5. Technicaly you have allready parted your mams lips so.........................................
     
  6. For a million quid, we could pretend though and check out some blokes in Tenerife.

    You're a fucking shite mate you are.
     
  7. Gran Canaria?
     
  8. spike7451

    spike7451 RIP

    C*nt! I've spilt me beer! :twisted:
     
  9. Where as licking out your Mum is completely natural.
     
  10. brettarider

    brettarider On ROPs

    Well it was in Fred West's house
     
  11. But is your Dad a tramp?
     
  12. Neither. It wasn't that good.

    Mind you, the sweet-money came in handy.