Would you rather.......

[franklin]

have sex with a sheep and no-one found out about it, OR not have sex with a sheep but everyone thinks you have?

 

[BiscuitsAB]

have sex with a sheep and no-one found out about it, OR not have sex with a sheep but everyone thinks you have?

Dydyr Arth yn cachu yn yr goedwig !

 

[Ravers]

I think the real question here is would you rather suck off your dad or lick out your mum?

 

[YorkieDragoon]

Well most of the people on here have at one time or another had sex with something that can only really be described as a pig, usually broadcasting the disgusting story of their lascivious actions to anyone who will listen to them afterwards, so if one can have sex with a porker and feel no shame (feel extreme pride, in fact!), is a sheep really so different?

YD

 

[Lumpy]

I once seriously considered sex with a sheep.

In my defence, I'd been on exercise for 10 days, and was suffering massive sleep deprivation, to the point of hallucination. We had a section of 4, doing the job of 8 so managed no more than 1/2 hour of sleep a night.

I cringe now when I think about it.....

 

[Kelstar]

I would rather everyone think I did! Fuck doing it for real and fuck what people think.......the second question is SICK!!!! you need sectioning son!!!

 

[unemployable]

have sex with a sheep and no-one found out about it, OR not have sex with a sheep but everyone thinks you have?

Why are you about to be charged with the above offence?

 

[LancePrivateJones]

I think the real question here is would you rather suck off your dad or lick out your mum?

I think the obvious answer to your cleverly crafted question is : Mum wins every time.

 

[PandaLOVE]

Sheep shagging thread.... is it the weekend already?

 

[brummieboy1]

Sheep shagging thread.... is it the weekend already?

some of us have a 7 day weekend mate. lovely grub.

 

[Nignoy]

Silly me always thought that a blowup sheep and a large fairy liquid ,was a standard kit issue for tankies

 

[The_Cheat]

I think the real question here is would you rather suck off your dad or lick out your mum?

I think the obvious answer to your cleverly crafted question is : Mum wins every time.

Seconded. Sucking cock is for gayers!

T C

 

[Whiskey_60]

I think the real question here is would you rather suck off your dad or lick out your mum?

I'd lick out your mum.

 

[aflyinghaggis]

Whats wrong with goats?

 

[brummieboy1]

Whats wrong with goats?

sheep have prettier faces

 

[snozzer]

Whats wrong with goats?

sheep have prettier faces

Goats push back harder...

 

[brummieboy1]

Whats wrong with goats?

sheep have prettier faces

Goats push back harder...

thats very true. allegedly

 

[BarkingSpider]

I once seriously considered sex with a sheep.

In my defence, I'd been on exercise for 10 days, and was suffering massive sheep deprivation, to the point of hallucination. We had a section of 4, doing the job of 8 so managed no more than 1/2 hour of sleep a night.

I cringe now when I think about it.....

Where are these massive sheep then?

 

[jk22]

Power Sand your bellend, or cheese grate it?

 

[Didosdadsdogsdead]

Dydyr Arth yn cachu yn yr goedwig !

Shouldn't the question be do you prefer merino over romney, suffolk, perendale etc ?
&
Why don't kiwi's take their wives to rugby games ?