Would you marry the Iron Duke?

cent05zr70

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#1
Once again the Ferrous Duck sets up a fred with a poll. Fair enough. But invariably the poll ends up with "Marry me, lovely Iron Duke"
Once, maybe twice, but every time? Is there a hidden agenda going on? Is he luring wenches North of the Avon, to be "married" by by an alleged "vicar" over the river?
Then what? Has he recently bought a wood chipper? Herd of pigs?
Should we know more?
Does it matter?



I just fancied using me question mark key. OK?
 
#2
Marry him!...I wouldn't piss on the twat if he was on fire.
 
#4
I'd use him for a shag then shit in his shed and flee with his collection of Haynes manuals for landies.
 

Ravers

LE
Kit Reviewer
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#5
Isn't he already married to the Queen?
 
#8
Separated at birth.
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#9
Oh, forgot about the S**D, I would lock him in it, set fire to it and NOT piss on his
Funeral Pyre.....Haynes Manuals burn well, so I'm told.
I would then flog the L/R for 2/6d to Pongo.
 
#11
How many wives has he got? Are they all named Dave?

I call Papa Lazarou walt!!
 
#12
AW, I feel bad now, I agree with RD about his posts, why, he even posted about Steam
awhile ago, his interest in 'Garden Emporiums' intrigues me, too.

Seems a quite knowledgeable Chap, who is normally fairly personable...second thoughts,
Naw, burn the cnut but rub Tabasco Sauce on his bell-end first. xxxx
 

TheIronDuke

ADC
Book Reviewer
#15
Then you shall live to tell the others of you experience here.

The rest of you? I am grassing you to Snail. Do not PM me, yah? I hate it when people plead.
 
#17
No, because he doesn't polish his shoes !
 
#18
I wouldn't marry the soap dodging old cunt.

But I would go on a first date with him and allow myself to be roughly fingered in the back of the taxi.
 

Boldnotold

LE
Book Reviewer
#20
Of course I'd marry him. I hate ironing.

I'd even buy him the iron as a wedding present.
 

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