Would you marry the Iron Duke?

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by cent05zr70, Dec 7, 2011.

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  1. Once again the Ferrous Duck sets up a fred with a poll. Fair enough. But invariably the poll ends up with "Marry me, lovely Iron Duke"
    Once, maybe twice, but every time? Is there a hidden agenda going on? Is he luring wenches North of the Avon, to be "married" by by an alleged "vicar" over the river?
    Then what? Has he recently bought a wood chipper? Herd of pigs?
    Should we know more?
    Does it matter?

    I just fancied using me question mark key. OK?
  2. Marry him!...I wouldn't piss on the twat if he was on fire.
  3. Does he have an up to date bank statement, insurance and any long term medical conditions?
  4. I'd use him for a shag then shit in his shed and flee with his collection of Haynes manuals for landies.
  5. Ravers

    Ravers LE Reviewer Book Reviewer

    Isn't he already married to the Queen?
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  6. Course Ive herd of pigs, dya think Im stoopid?
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  7. Freebie.
  8. Separated at birth.

  9. Oh, forgot about the S**D, I would lock him in it, set fire to it and NOT piss on his
    Funeral Pyre.....Haynes Manuals burn well, so I'm told.
    I would then flog the L/R for 2/6d to Pongo.
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  10. TID is one of the few arrsers on here who's posts are original and (usually) funny in a surreal pythonesque kind of way. I'm already married, but I would let him buy me dinner.

    Sent from my Desire HD
  11. How many wives has he got? Are they all named Dave?

    I call Papa Lazarou walt!!
  12. AW, I feel bad now, I agree with RD about his posts, why, he even posted about Steam
    awhile ago, his interest in 'Garden Emporiums' intrigues me, too.

    Seems a quite knowledgeable Chap, who is normally fairly personable...second thoughts,
    Naw, burn the cnut but rub Tabasco Sauce on his bell-end first. xxxx
  13. I thought that I was married to him.
  14. I see no poll.
  15. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    Then you shall live to tell the others of you experience here.

    The rest of you? I am grassing you to Snail. Do not PM me, yah? I hate it when people plead.
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