Would you like to slap this man in the face with a shovel

Press Release from Goverment Control Systems Inc.

Following the successful introducition of a lifestyle range of high quality shovels we are proud to announce the latest addition to our range:

A shovel born of the bliar era, it has the failproof abilty to to fcuk the face of a clown or his party faithful. It is especially effective in the control of unelected twaats.

Please order as many as you need, free of charge as long as they used to disfigure anybody associated with b.liar/lLiabour
A couple of strategically placed taps in the kisser may improve his attitude, after all he has had a disapointing night!
This should wipe the grin off the cnut's face - and wipe out just about everything else too.

Well done people, this thread will now force the government to announce a knee jerk reaction policy on shovels, spades, garden forks, and pick axes. Only certified workpersons in a designated digging area will be allowed to use one.. etc etc
How about a pickaxe instead? Are we allowed pickaxes?
PsyWar.Org said:
Yes and can I include these two?

You dont need to shovel Ken in the face, he's just been AXED! :D

Taxi? Already??? 8O
Can i wrap the shovel in barbed wire first?


Yes love to slap him in the napper with a shovel - but not till he loses the next election - nothing like hitting a bloke when he's down.

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