Would you like to slap this man in the face with a shovel

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Press Release from Goverment Control Systems Inc.

Following the successful introducition of a lifestyle range of high quality shovels we are proud to announce the latest addition to our range:



A shovel born of the bliar era, it has the failproof abilty to to fcuk the face of a clown or his party faithful. It is especially effective in the control of unelected twaats.

Please order as many as you need, free of charge as long as they used to disfigure anybody associated with b.liar/lLiabour
 
#9
Well done people, this thread will now force the government to announce a knee jerk reaction policy on shovels, spades, garden forks, and pick axes. Only certified workpersons in a designated digging area will be allowed to use one.. etc etc
 

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