Would you like to be shagged when you're dead.

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by cent05zr70, Aug 22, 2010.

Welcome to the Army Rumour Service, ARRSE

The UK's largest and busiest UNofficial military website.

The heart of the site is the forum area, including:

  1. Discust.

    Let's see you run with that.
  2. I'd like to be shagging as I die.
  3. With half the posters on here onto extra time in the life game stakes it's probally the first time they had a "stiff" one for years the pish riddled auld buggers
  4. You're fucked anyway so what does it matter?
  5. As is your door frame.
  6. So long as he promised to respect me and called me in the morning.
  7. I wouldn't mind being shagged to death, providing it took about twenty years.
  8. At your age that means you should have started 10 years ago. ^~
  9. Is there anybody theeere?
  10. It'll have to be a dry one as I'm being cremated :)
  11. Then you'd be one hot fuck.
  12. I started much much longer ago Mark, but it isn't even hurting. Mind you, I think that the bromide that they supposedly put in the tea all those years ago might just be starting to work.
  13. maguire

    maguire LE Book Reviewer

    you'd be beyond caring by then surely?

    although I would be a little upset if I was watching from beyond the grave and they didnt even offer a reacharound for politeness' sake. :(
  14. Only if I'm wearing my favourite lingerie.

  15. no i'm not comming when i'm going