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Would you let an ex para do your prostate examination ?

#1
My doc says I may need the old "finger up your arrse " prostate check, scary enough on its own , got chatting to him and it turns out he`s ex Para , never thought I`d see the day when I`d let a Para stick his finger up my arrse.!!

Please advise.
 
#4
My doc says I may need the old "finger up your arrse " prostate check, scary enough on its own , got chatting to him and it turns out he`s ex Para , never thought I`d see the day when I`d let a Para stick his finger up my arrse.!!

Please advise.
No need to worry CaptDanjou, He's ex 3 Para Mor Pl!

They are experts at the dinky up the Gary Glitter!
 
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goatrutar

Guest
#5
If hewas ex mechanised I'd say it was fine and in fact would prove your manhood. Being fingered by an ex dirt dart? No that's very gay indeed.
 
#6
Time to man up and grow up! NAAFI rules aside you'd be a complete idiot if you declined his offer.

If you're really worried you could ask for a chaperone - nobody would think you were a big girls blouse if you did.

BTB even if he is a screaming Julian Clary fan I doubt if he gets any pleasure from checking out middle aged men having the vapours over their manhood being violated.
 
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MrsBee

Guest
#11
I am so glad I'm not male, I don't think I could let a dr put his finger up my bottom :/ too many what ifs
 
#18
I had it done in 2006 by an Asian Dr who thought the 'PR' on the Med Form meant sticking his finger up my arse. The Senior Practice Doctor then explained to him, whilst I was pulling my kecks up, that PR stood for 'Pulse Rate'
 
#19
My doc says I may need the old "finger up your arrse " prostate check, scary enough on its own , got chatting to him and it turns out he`s ex Para , never thought I`d see the day when I`d let a Para stick his finger up my arrse.!!

Please advise.
Ask him if he was III Para Mortars while he's up there. Go on, you know it makes sense
 

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