Would you help Gordon Borown if having a heart attack

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  1. Would you help Gordon Brown if he had a heart attack in front of you in the street.

    And what words would you whisper in his ear as he lay dying?
  2. Yup.....I'd help by jumping up and down on his chest.
  3. Yes. I'd help him along. With my hand over his mouth.
  4. I'd help by battering the paramedics that came to help the angel......
  5. Due to new MoD guidelines on the use of internet I am no longer able to say I would stamp on the one eyed porridge wogs head until he stopped twitching. Bugger.
  6. I'd be too busy filming his agonies as he died. Imagine what Sky News and the rest would pay for a film of Cyclops checking out.........!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    I would however offer to phone for an ambulance; testing my acting skills as I didn't press the send button and conducted an urgent conversation with an imaginary operator.
  7. I'd help by calling an ambulance for him.

    About 10 minutes after he stopped breathing.
    No-one likes to see dead bodies lying in the street.
  8. I'd take his mind off the pain of his heart, by hoofing him in the bollarks so hard that a new eye appeared in his face.
  9. Nope
    For the crimes the cnut has commited he deserves to die on the street, I would rather it was dangling from a lampost but if heart attack is te best we can hope for it would do.
  10. maguire

    maguire LE Book Reviewer

    * coughs, looks sternly at vampireuk *

    can we please refrain from using such bullying terms.

    refer to him as a binocularly challenged porridge wog, thank you. :p
  11. You bunch of heartless b astards..........................

    You should be immediately phoning the rest of us to come and watch! :twisted:

    Minimum you should be filming it :wink:
  12. All I know is that the 3D version of Ice Age 3 will be lost on the bugger.
  13. maguire

    maguire LE Book Reviewer

    * spits drink all over monitor *

  14. Shite! I forgot about the new rules. 8O

    Dear MoD investigator,

    It was vampireuk wot made me do it! :p
  15. To his feet with a length of piano wire round his 'binocularly challenged porridge wog'© neck yes...