Would you help Gordon Borown if having a heart attack

#1
Would you help Gordon Brown if he had a heart attack in front of you in the street.

And what words would you whisper in his ear as he lay dying?
 
#4
I'd help by battering the paramedics that came to help the angel......
 
#5
Due to new MoD guidelines on the use of internet I am no longer able to say I would stamp on the one eyed porridge wogs head until he stopped twitching. Bugger.
 
#6
I'd be too busy filming his agonies as he died. Imagine what Sky News and the rest would pay for a film of Cyclops checking out.........!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


I would however offer to phone for an ambulance; testing my acting skills as I didn't press the send button and conducted an urgent conversation with an imaginary operator.
 
#7
I'd help by calling an ambulance for him.

















About 10 minutes after he stopped breathing.
No-one likes to see dead bodies lying in the street.
 
#8
I'd take his mind off the pain of his heart, by hoofing him in the bollarks so hard that a new eye appeared in his face.
 
#9
Nope
For the crimes the cnut has commited he deserves to die on the street, I would rather it was dangling from a lampost but if heart attack is te best we can hope for it would do.
 

maguire

LE
Book Reviewer
#10
vampireuk said:
Due to new MoD guidelines on the use of internet I am no longer able to say I would stamp on the one eyed porridge wogs head until he stopped twitching. Bugger.
* coughs, looks sternly at vampireuk *

can we please refrain from using such bullying terms.

refer to him as a binocularly challenged porridge wog, thank you. :p
 
#11
You bunch of heartless b astards..........................

You should be immediately phoning the rest of us to come and watch! :twisted:

Minimum you should be filming it :wink:
 
#12
maguire said:
vampireuk said:
Due to new MoD guidelines on the use of internet I am no longer able to say I would stamp on the one eyed porridge wogs head until he stopped twitching. Bugger.
* coughs, looks sternly at vampireuk *

can we please refrain from using such bullying terms.

refer to him as a binocularly challenged porridge wog, thank you. :p
All I know is that the 3D version of Ice Age 3 will be lost on the bugger.
 

maguire

LE
Book Reviewer
#13
vampireuk said:
All I know is that the 3D version of Ice Age 3 will be lost on the bugger.
* spits drink all over monitor *

:p
 
#14
Shite! I forgot about the new rules. 8O

Dear MoD investigator,

It was vampireuk wot made me do it! :p
 
#18
I'd piss on him while laughing my tits off. :twisted:
 
#20
milsum said:
jagman said:
milsum said:
Ahhh, but if he snuffs it dear Harriet would be in charge....
Briefly, until I could help her along to the next lampost.....
And Mandy after that if you would be so kind.

I can't believe he's running the country, who voted for that?! :x

Nobody voted for the other two f uckers so why would Mandy miss out :x

No back to my happy place and one-eye dying :D
 

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