would you have sex with a primate?

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  1. Oooh yeaah im a munkee
  2. I don't know how much you charging
  3. im not charging anybody here,im not the one that pays to have sex with gorrillas
  4. now you see a gorrilla I wouldn't pay much for but an orangutan Imagine the reacharound from them long arms
  5. it would rip your miniscule man-clit off if it was possible to grip
  6. yeah go on keep going I'm nearly there

    call me a bitch and choke me
  7. what the hell are you talking about?
  8. your the one asking if I'd screw a primate
  9. and you asked for a price,as if im some kind of gorrilla pimp,i bet you go to the zoo and wank over chimps queer
  10. well I did till the fuckers banned me, and that register is totally unfair ever the judge said what I did was techinally immoral rather then illegal
  11. maguire

    maguire LE Book Reviewer

    I already said I poked your mum.
  12. Q ; Would you have sex with a primate?
    A : Are you familiar with Catterick or Brecon?
  13. Very popular in some circles;

  14. A very valid point if I may say so.