Would You Have Done a Runner?

This is the sort of story the NAFFI section on ARRSE was invented for......

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...nt-match-online-profile-jailed-18-months.html

An internet dater who cried rape when a man crept out of a hotel room after they had sex because she didn’t match her online profile has been jailed.

Emily Pike, 23, met Tom Mills online before they arranged to meet in person at a Premier Inn at Cribbs Causeway in Bristol to spend the night together.

However, after deciding Pike didn’t match the description on her dating profile, Mr Mills fled the hotel and later sent her a text to say he was helping a friend in an emergency.

Pike then contacted the police and claimed the 24-year-old had raped her in the hotel and car park .

However, CCTV images proved she was lying and she was jailed for 18 months at Bristol Crown Court for perverting the course of justice.

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By shouting rape the stupid bint deserves everything she has got.

But why did the bloke take the plunge? There must have been other opportunities to escape.

Wonder what picture she put on her dating profile? :D
 
The jury would take one look at that munter and think, "Rape? In your dreams you ugly GreggHound". GUILTY!
 
A mate of mine met up with a South African bird once through an internet dating site. He was going to buy her a steak at a carvery as a hopeful prelude to greater things.

When he got there, she looked like she had consumed everything on the menu for the previous six months. She was not unattractive but she was way too large for my mates liking.

Having settled her down with a drink in a comfortable chair, he made his excuses and went to the gentleman's toilets. Once out of sight, he formulated an escape plan which involved sliding around the edge of the restaurant keeping out of her sight until he got out of the building through the fire escape doors.

He said he got some strange looks off of some of the diners. I suppose she must have got the hint after sitting there for an hour?

The first we knew was when he turned up in the pub that night and someone said to him, "oi, I thought you had a date tonight?"

How we laughed when he told us what he had done.
 
What a pair of love birds shagging in a Premier Inn & in Bristol such style on the cheap!
Hope they got the £29 room that lenny henry keeps going on about in the adverts!!
Ms Pike or should that be Ms Pies looks a catch for anyone in need of specsavers!
 

Chef

LE
The saddest sight in the world is a fat bird without even the saving grace of big tits.

To answer the question I would have legged it while she was on her fourth helping of 'Death by chocolate'.
 
A mate of mine met up with a South African bird once through an internet dating site. He was going to buy her a steak at a carvery as a hopeful prelude to greater things.

When he got there, she looked like she had consumed everything on the menu for the previous six months. She was not unattractive but she was way too large for my mates liking.

Not been caught by too big but certainly a misleading photo making her look smaller than she was. On looking back on the episode her profile photo did make her look abit like a womble which should have made me think twice.
 
In 18 months she will be gagging for a shag & at £29 premier inn room for the night is a small sum to pay.
Sell your story to the daily mail with some pictures of ms pie naked & your quids in!!
 
I wonder if plod was able to keep a straight face when they went round to lift and question him....
 
A mate of mine met up with a South African bird once through an internet dating site. He was going to buy her a steak at a carvery as a hopeful prelude to greater things.

When he got there, she looked like she had consumed everything on the menu for the previous six months. She was not unattractive but she was way too large for my mates liking.

Having settled her down with a drink in a comfortable chair, he made his excuses and went to the gentleman's toilets. Once out of sight, he formulated an escape plan which involved sliding around the edge of the restaurant keeping out of her sight until he got out of the building through the fire escape doors.

He said he got some strange looks off of some of the diners. I suppose she must have got the hint after sitting there for an hour?

The first we knew was when he turned up in the pub that night and someone said to him, "oi, I thought you had a date tonight?"

How we laughed when he told us what he had done.

I had a similar encounter - went to her house to pick her up and a rather lush looking young lady came to the door. That turned out to be the baby sitter. ****.

My date for the night had put up as her profile pic one that was taken a few years before, as in before "I had the kids and put on a few stone"

I was a gentleman and took her to the pub, where there were some looks from other blokes that communicated "you poor bastard". To be fair to her, she was very rough in looks and general attitude, but a bit of a laugh. I decided to take it no further, dropped her off and slinked back home to watch some porn and have a quick one off the wrist. I was lucky looking at this article!
 

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Blimey, if she can get a shag there's hope for the rest of us.

Mate of mine shags daft off facebook - I'm not at all sure how you meet people on fb but he does.

The secret of his success is twofold. He's a single dad, or a DILF as he somewhat feloniously claims (idle pot head is closer to the truth) and he'll shag absolutely owt.
 
Mate of mine shags daft off facebook - I'm not at all sure how you meet people on fb but he does.

The secret of his success is twofold. He's a single dad, or a DILF as he somewhat feloniously claims (idle pot head is closer to the truth) and he'll shag absolutely owt.

Doesn't sound like my type, sorry :p
 
In anticipation of a girl being at least twice the size as stated I always take the precaution of digging a larger than normal grave before the date. The hefty ones are way too lazy to help with any necessary enlargements.
 
I bet he was easier to lift than her . the fucking gregghound*


*I invented that word and not Happynomad.

Its fecking Greggs not Gregg..

Mind you the motto fits.

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